Alien on DVD, Suburban Aliens on Laserdisc
...and Assorted Reader Ramblings
An Aisle Seat Entry
By Andy Dursin
A scheduling snafu nixed my hopes of catching TARZAN this weekend--after
the movie's excellent reviews (and being a fan of the Lord of the Jungle,
of course), I'll be sure to take in a viewing of Disney's latest next week.
In the meantime, we get Adam Sandler's latest excursion, BIG DADDY,
which appears to be his LIAR, LIAR (aka a manic comedy with gobs of saccharine
'emotional' moments), on Friday. Beyond this sure-to-be-big-money hit,
I'm still looking forward to THE WILD WILD WEST--reshoots and all--on June
30th, the same day that the SOUTH PARK movie opens nationwide. (Is it me
or isn't it true that most flash-in-the-pan cult TV phenomenon end up running
their course by the time their movie versions hit theaters?) AMERICAN PIE
and ARLINGTON ROAD appear to be promising (both open July 7th), and even
though Jeff Bond informed me that it's less than good, LAKE PLACID looks
like it'll be amusing before we get a couple of nifty looking thrillers:--THE
HAUNTING remake and the shark thriller THE DEEP BLUE SEA (Renny Harlin's
comeback film)--in late July. By August we'll be into also-rans like THE
13TH WARRIOR and THE THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR (two John McTiernan films opening
within two days of each other!), but you never know, a gem could lurk somewhere
around the horizon--as could a typical August slate of bombs like we've
seen in the last few years (i.e. EVENT HORIZON, KULL THE CONQUEROR, SNAKE
EYES and THE AVENGERS).
As usual, pass along your comments to dursina@att.net
and we'll spend this first week of summer delving into recent video releases
and reader comments for your seasonal reading pleasure.
New On Video
THE FACULTY (**1/2, 1998, 104 mins., R; On laserdisc from Image, $34.98,
also on DVD and VHS): Robert Rodriguez and Kevin Williamson's much-awaited
collaboration from last year is a hodgepodge of sci-fi/horror cliches from
some of the last half-century's most celebrated genre films: INVASION OF
THE BODY SNATCHERS, John Carpenter's THE THING, etc., all mixed with the
teen angst drama of John Hughes's THE BREAKFAST CLUB. Yet, as an individual
piece, THE FACULTY feels a bit shallow, more than it ought to be, in its
depiction of an alien plague that possesses the teachers of a small-town
high school (shades of INVADERS FROM MARS and THE PUPPET MASTERS) and the
group of kids from various cliques (Hughes territory) who join together
to stop the evil foe.
Despite the movie's sometimes uneven pacing and tendency to gravitate
towards juvenile humor (frequently drug-oriented), there's still a lot
to like in the movie--Rodriguez's derivative but effective climax for one,
and a frequently on-target sense of humor for another. The relationship
between some of the kids could have been further elaborated upon, but at
least THE FACULTY scores a few points for actually trying to develop its
protagonists, and the casting of the teachers (even if they're under-utilized)
is excellent--Jon Stewart, Bebe Neuwirth, Famke Jenssen, Piper Laurie and
Robert Patrick among them. If the movie feels overly predictable, that's
because it is, and while Williamson's script (reportedly more the product
of co-authors Bruce Kimmel and David Wechter, who receive a 'Story' credit,
than Williamson himself) lacks the satirical or insightful perpsective
he brought to the SCREAM films, THE FACULTY makes for ideal summer-time
video entertainment, where its flaws will be less of a distraction and
the movie can work on its own terms. In fact, I enjoyed the movie more
at home the second time around than I did when I paid $7.75 to see it in
theaters last Christmas.
Image has released a good-looking laserdisc of the film with a matted,
non-anamorphic 1.85:1 transfer and a potent Dolby Digital soundtrack, complete
with blaring rock songs and a generic Marco Beltrami score. If you're up
for creature-feature frights with a mildly better-than-average script,
THE FACULTY gets a passing grade.
ALIEN LEGACY Box-Set (**** for ALIEN and ALIENS, ** for
ALIEN 3, *1/2 for ALIEN RESURRECTION; Fox Home Entertainment; $110 retail
on DVD, lower at various online and retail venues, or $29.95 individually;
also on VHS): Fox Video's long-awaited, THX remastered editions of the
ALIEN series have premiered on DVD with more pros than cons. The good news?
The individual transfers mark the best that all four films have ever looked
on home video. The bad news: The sound is fine but not a great improvement
on what has come before, the supplemental sections are interesting but
lack the detailed information found in their laserdisc counterparts, and
in order to get the 5th DVD--a 'Making Of Alien' documentary--you have
to splurge for the 4-DVD box-set (it comes packaged with the VHS release).
That's not, however, to say that this box-set isn't worth picking up--on
the contrary, the ALIEN DVD by itself is worth every penny. First for the
best news--the new THX transfers really do make a great deal of difference.
ALIEN's transfer had to have been culled from one of the darker-tinged
70mm prints of the film (the CAV laserdisc release originated from a much
brighter looking 35mm print), and it looks more properly balanced in its
2.35 aspect ratio than any other letterboxed disc or tape. ALIENS, meanwhile,
gets a new 'high definition digital transfer' that blows away the old CAV
laserdisc release, which was hurt by a persistent grain in the image. ALIEN
3 also gets a much-needed, cleaned up transfer (you can read the opening
obituaries now without the lettering wandering off the side of the frame),
and curiously enough, ALIEN RESURRECTION also gets a new transfer. The
letterboxed laserdisc of this Super 35 (non-anamorphic movie) framed the
action at 1.85, while the DVD goes to the full widescreen ratio and presents
the 2.35 version as screened in theaters (trimming off action on the top
and bottom of the frame in the process).
The most lavishly designed and atmospheric of all the films in the series
(which compensates for a plot framework no different than many '50s B-movies
like IT! THE TERROR FROM BEYOND SPACE), ALIEN still holds up in every aspect
of its production. Ridley Scott's commentary track, along with the isolated
original Goldsmith score track (and alternate 'music and effects' audio),
will be of interest to fans and music aficionados everywhere on the '20th
Anniversary' ALIEN DVD. In addition, a handful of trailers (one with extremely
muffled sound) and carry-over supplements from Fox's 1992 CAV laserdisc
box-set have also been included. As I have written before, the one downside
to DVD is that still-frame text supplements do not translate all that well
in this new medium--typically, there's no logical progression, or at least
a sense of a linear presentation, through the supplementary material. The
CAV laserdisc box-set guides you through the material from one step of
the film's production to the next, and also contains a wealth of additional
behind-the-scenes info (from treatments to script excerpts) that aren't
present on the DVD. (In other words, the DVD makes for a better-looking
companion piece to the original laserdisc set.) This is also true of the
supplements on James Cameron's ALIENS (which primarily rehash the laser
extras without the depth of information), though the picture is so superior
to the transfer on the old laser box set that there are times when you
think you're watching a different movie. Fox has used the 'Director's Cut'
of Cameron's dynamite action-horror epic, which restores many sequences
that embellish and improve the original version with one notable exception.
That caveat is the superflous sequence in which Newt and her family uncover
the alien ship, a set-piece outside of Ripley's point-of-view that not
only tends to throw off the pacing of Cameron's film, but also ruins the
mystery inherent in Ripley and the Marines' first landing on the planet
later in the movie. In the original version, their first steps on the planet
are the first we've seen of the colony, and the restoration of the Newt
sequence into the fabric of the film robs the picture of the suspense that
it originally contained. ALIEN 3 and ALIEN RESURRECTION are the black sheep
of the series, two movies that were greeted with indifferent critical and
box-office reception. It's a shame, when you consider how good ALIEN and
ALIENS are, just how poor these follow-ups were, although given the formulaic
aspect of the series itself (they're really just variations on monster
movies with people running around in the dark), maybe we shouldn't have
been surprised. Removed of all of its bad press, ALIEN 3 still plays like
a disappointment--the movie's turbulent production resulted in countless
writers, premises, and scripts being discarded (with disparate ideas retained),
and a stormy shoot marked by troubles between the studio, producers, and
filmmakers. All you need to do is check out ALIEN 3's original theatrical
trailer, in which it's implied that the Aliens are coming to Earth, to
know the extent of the mess Fox found themselves in with ALIEN 3 (the studio
was going to splurge for extensive reshooting intended to change the movie's
setting to Earth, an idea shot down by Sigourney Weaver after she refused
to shave her head again. Thus, the movie ultimately was released 'as is,'
with only a bit of special effects work re-filmed).
Still, David Fincher's movie is enough of an interesting failure to
remain watchable (and the new transfer goes a long way to reaffirm that
statement), which is more than you can say for ALIEN RESURRECTION, a total
misfire that plays like leftovers from Jean-Pierre Jeunet's CITY OF LOST
CHILDREN, here with mutant Aliens and a vamping Sigourney. It seemed impossible
that someone like the prolific Joss Whedon (BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER) would
have been involved with a turkey like this, and indeed Whedon himself came
out and denounced the movie a year ago, saying his original ideas were
jumbled by Jeunet during production. In terms of DVD extras, ALIEN 3 and
ALIEN RESURRECTION only contain promotional featurettes and trailers, though
both transfers are exceptional. The sound on both films are also superior
to ALIEN and ALIENS which, despite containing new Dolby Digital soundtracks,
lack the all-encompassing power of their laserdisc counterparts and are
recorded much too low to be supremely effective. Still, Fox has done a
good job overall with these discs, and the visual enhancements given to
both of the original movies--the true classics in the series--will make
at least ALIEN and ALIENS essential purchases for fans. We'll have a look
at the isolated ALIEN score track in the next LASERPHILE column in FSM
(and if I don't do it, surely someone else will), and hopefully a peek
at the 'Alien Legacy' documentary by then as well.
Andy's Archive: A Must-See Comedy (for all the
wrong reasons)
After his comeback with last fall's RONIN, TCM has been screening a
number of John Frankenheimer pictures this month, and last Friday morning
they truly opened up the vaults by dusting off his rarely-seen 1969 flop
THE EXTRAORDINARY SEAMAN (*), a wacky WWII comedy so inept that you wonder
how it ever was released.
David Niven stars as a ghostly WWI captain of a floating wreck that's
uncovered by a group of American servicemen lost in the fog. Alan Alda,
Mickey Rooney, and Jack Carter play the confused Yanks; Faye Dunaway (!)
later shows up in this incomprehensible bomb, which was cut down to 80
minutes (I would assume by someone who had nothing to do with the filming
of the movie) and, subsequently, offers no semblance of a logical, coherent
plot.
Frankenheimer, coming off a string of successful films that decade including
THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE, SEVEN DAYS IN MAY, GRAND PRIX, and SECONDS, must
have had a good deal of leverage with a studio by the time he made this
fiasco--Maurice Jarre supplied the goofy score (sprinkled with marches
and period tunes, although not all of it sounds like Jarre) and the picture
looks certainly appears as if it's a polished studio production, being
shot in Panavision and starring a terrific cast at that.
Alas, something clearly went wrong with the movie--at its current state,
it's impossible to see what ever possessed someone to be involved in its
production. Frankenheimer intercuts faux-WWII newsreel footage with the
story to generate intended laughs, but the end result is like the worst
Bob Hope comedy of the period--painfully unfunny and annoying to boot.
The movie's editing makes no sense, and it's a shame that, in this era
of restoration and preservation, someone didn't allow Frankenheimer to
go back and at least restore enough footage so that his movie is presentable
to the public (which I have to believe that, at one point, it actually
was).
Still, with that cast and director, THE EXTRAORDINARY SEAMAN is worth
a look for those who think major-studio bombs with big stars are only a
product of current movie-making. If you missed its showing last week, fear
not and mark your calendars'TCM will run the movie once again on August
22nd at 3:30am EST, presumably so few people can continue to claim that
they've actually seen it. It's the three B's--Bad Beyond Belief--and not
to be missed.
Aisle Seat Mail Bag: Revenge of the Austin Powers
fans
My review
of AUSTIN POWERS last week provoked some extreme reaction from readers.
Granted, only a pair of contrasting views, but still (we're trying to play
up the controversy here), differing reviews nevertheless!
From JSchuer416@aol.com:
Incredible! I usually agree with you, Andy, but this one just defies
belief. Are you really serious with your AUSTIN POWERS review? I know I
am belaboring the point, but I just can't believe it. I sat in a sold out
theater with 100s of laughing patrons and thoroughly enjoyed AUSTIN POWERS:
THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME. So did everyone around me. Sure, there were some
jokes that just plain failed, but the laughs FAR outweighed the groans.
I don't know if I've ever read a review so thoroughly off the mark. Sorry
Andy.
From KBGman@aol.com
Gee, I wonder what movie you saw here. Was it the one where Mike
Myers plays Austin Powers again and goes back to the 60s and fights Dr.
Evil and his midget clone? That was a very funny movie, and all the people
in the audience I saw it with laughed a lot.
Sorry you seem to have wandered into a bizarro-world theater where
comedy is perceived as depressing. I really liked the Austin Powers movie
I saw, and I am well over 40 years old.
From Andrew Doughty (ADoughty1@aol.com):
Have you heard of any plans on the part of Columbia to capitalize
on Natalie Portman's new "Da Bomb" status by making the longer
director's cut of Luc Besson's The Professional available in the US? There's
been a version floating around on a foreign region DVD--unplayable on US
units--"Leon: Version Integrale," which runs a full twenty minutes
longer than the existing US edition. I'm not sure if "Version Integrale"
was the original European cut, or whether Besson went back and expanded
the film after its original release overseas. At any rate, I'd think the
studio would want to capitalize on Portman's new star power by repackaging
this cult-hit. On the other hand, the studio--and some audience members--were
made squeamish by the existing version, and "Post-Columbine",
what with the currently very touchy subject of youths and guns getting
plenty of airplay in Version Integrale along with some purported additional
suggestiveness... a new video release may be the last thing on Columbia's
mind. Hell, they may be burying all their remaining copies of the US version
as I write this! Heard anything?
For the record, I thought The Professional was electrifying cinema:
bleak, yet sentimental, a dark, new-age fairy tale; terrific filmmaking
for the end of the millennium. Besson was working in provocateur mode,
so the film isn't to everyone's taste, but it's actually one of my favorite
films of the nineties and I'd love to get my hands on the longer cut. I'll
keep my fingers crossed. Man, I can't believe how bad the Littleton tragedy
has been for art (note the recent--and possibly future--abuse of Buffy
the Vampire Slayer...among other things)! Do you suppose Paul Verhoeven
will ever get to make another film his way? I guess we can at least be
thankful Starship Troopers was out of the gate before all hell broke loose!
Hi Andrew! I believe Besson re-edited LEON (THE PROFESSIONAL) specifically
FOR a theatrical (and video) re-release overseas, adding the 26 minutes
or so of bonus footage. Certainly you're right about Portman and her new
status, and also about THE PROFESSIONAL's cult following--Columbia would
be smart to capitalize on both and release the 'Integral' version. Perhaps
in a while, after the furor over Littleton has totally died down, we'll
see a DVD re-issue of the movie, particularly now that Columbia seems to
be finally getting into DVD 'Collector's Editions' (with this week's GHOSTBUSTERS
and the recently announced Deluxe editions of GO and CRUEL INTENTIONS).
The movie is not a favorite of mine but certainly has its moments of power,
and I think a good many people ever been would be interested in a restored
DVD release. We'll keep you updated!
NEXT WEEK: TARZAN swings, GHOSTBUSTERS comes to DVD, and your
comments! See ya then, fellow fearless readers! (And all comments can be
addressed here at dursina@att.net)
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