Fair is to pick my line from four, because that's the one that I've seen more (by now), and given that a bunch of people picked the classic and unforgettable lines, why not going with some of the greatest deliveries ever:
UNCLE BENNY I'm sleeping with my wife's two sisters.
That whole scene, as "comedy piece" as it is, it's seamlessly plot-woven and has you laughing out loud, at theaters (I remember that) and home.
Hi Abam B, I would also like my name thrown in the hat for a chance to win the LW 8 disc set
LW2 Martaugh and Riggs are in Capt Murphy's office and about leave after being briefed about their assignment Riggs lights cigarette while still in his office Murphy: Hey Riggs what does that says RIggs:looking at no smoking sign that was tossed to him then looking at the no smoking sign on the door Yeah the same thing as that but I don't give a fuck *Riggs throws back the no smoking sign back to Murphy* Murtaugh: You're lucky I have to live with that
Thanks for the opportunity!! I would love to get this set, just can't afford it yet.
My favorite quote is one of the obscenity laced ones by Leo Getz...but here it is!
"They fuck you at the drive-thru, okay? They fuck you at the drive-thru! They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucked! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets fucked? Ol' Leo Getz! Okay, sure!"
I like this one best not only because it could be me saying it... but also because there's no quote in Lethal Weapon more appropriate to this particular thread than...
Martin Riggs: "I'm sorry, I can't afford that, not on my salary. But I'll tell ya what, I got a better idea, here. Let me say I take the whole stash off your hands for free..."
Roger Murtaugh: See how easy that was? Boom, still alive. Now we question him. You know why we question him? Because I got him in the leg. I didn't shoot him full of holes or try to jump off a building with him.
Martin Riggs: Hey, that's no fair. The building guy lived.
Count me in for this generous offer. Thank you Adam!
