I'm laughing at a bunch of these. But honestly, if you wanted to stay really true to the original idea of the thread, you'd have to come up with a title that would be a guaranteed lock. Something political, religious or attacking a sexual orientation.
I don't know how funny that would be though…
"Democrats, Republicans & the Pope listen to bootlegs!"
You left out one element.
"Democrats, Republicans & the Pope listen to bootlegs while privately having sex with each other and publicly condemning sex!
THE FRANCIS LAI STORY- Did i get you all horny?-THE SECRET STORY OF A BOARD MEMBER. The year i was about to give the great MR Kendell $50,000 to extend his film music dream.WHY FRENCH FILM COMPOSERS LEAD THE PACK?. If every director was Woody Allen this board would not be.4 more years of hell-What can we do?