What if FSM members were the subjects of a Robert Ludlum thriller? You know the ones with titles like these:
The Bourne Supremacy The Tristan Betrayal The Prometheus Deception
They might look something like this: THE SOLIUM DIALECTIC THE PULLIAM IMPERATIVE THE THOR ARMAGEDDON THE MUTANT CONSPIRACY THE ALLARDYCE PANDEMONIUM THE RIOTENGINE REALIGNMENT
Make your own. Remember they have to be three words and begin with "THE" Bruce