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What kind of fun can a fella have in a hotel room that wouldn't otherwise be available at home? (I'm at a conference in Baltimore.) Me, I think I could eat off the bathroom floor it's so clean here. Any ideas?
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David - do something...wild and crazy. Since your hotel is so clean, why not order room service (but specify a cute hotel worker). Then, let yourself go. You'd think that in any hotel, the lifeguard would be the cutest dude on the premises. But if the one here is any indication, the man from room service isn't going to be much of a looker....
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I'm eating expensive, health food cereal (from the expensive supermarket) straight from the box, and getting crumbs on the carpet. And I don't care!
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Now I'm eating 2 huge pieces of watermelon from the grocery store on the expensive (looking) desk table. And I don't care!
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But anyway, I suggest buying some expensive pay-per-view movies. Because nothing says, "I'm on vacation" like watching Girl in Progress or The Raven. Nothing says "I'm sooooooooo out of the loop" like the fact that I have no idea what these movies are. I seem only to pay for movies that were made at least 40 years ago. Unless they're MAGIC MIKE, which I'm considering seeing in a real theater (not something I do often, considering how dorky audiences are in theaters now).
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David - do something...wild and crazy. Since your hotel is so clean, why not order room service (but specify a cute hotel worker). Then, let yourself go. You'd think that in any hotel, the lifeguard would be the cutest dude on the premises. But if the one here is any indication, the man from room service isn't going to be much of a looker.... Good news Berkeley Dave, the Lifeguard you spotted was a temp, the regular Lifeguard, Jean Claude, is back from Holiday in France. Bon chance! Oh, drop towels all over the floor after all, you don't have to pick them up. And now that I'm looking at Jean Claude, perhaps you'd want to?
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