When will American men learn that their women WANT them to wear Speedos? (And that they can get and hold the attention of women when they wear them, no question.)
Maybe when they finally get their sorry butts up off their office chairs from staring at the internet all day.
But by then their booties will be too sorry-LOOKING to look decent in a Speedo, and they'll have to exercise.
And that's just it: on top of the the average guy's penis anxiety, there's the fact that for a whole lot of us, the speedo is not exactly a flattering fit, either. It's no good to accentuate your bits or the shape of your ass when your belly's hanging over, or your ass is sufficiently dimensional that you can't wear speedos without your coin slot making an appearance. Flaunt it if you've got it, but many people don't, and some are more self-conscious than others.
