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 Posted:   Jul 28, 2013 - 3:21 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

Over the years it is these words and lines a film company hoped would attract people to go see their movies. Years ago big words were often used in genre films making you think you were seeing a epic. In recent years as the audiences have become more sophisticated less melodramatic ad lines are used. Often more simple ones that are more direct to the topic. As in other threads I have done, these are excerpts from my books. Feel free to add to these as I go along. A few years back it took a lot of old newspapers to get this big collection together. Hope you find it interesting. A piece of genre film history

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 28, 2013 - 3:27 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

SCREAM AND SCREAM AGAIN-70-Triple distilled horror. As powerful as a vat of boiling acid.----------------------WHAT HAPPENED TO AUNT ALICE-69-You'll know when the horror starts to grow.-------------------------------------WHEN DINOSAURS RULED THE EARTH-70-Enter an age of unknown terrors, pagan worship, and virgin sacrifice. From the creators of ONE MILLION YEARS B.C comes their most gigantic spectacle.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 28, 2013 - 5:09 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

I WAS A TEENAGE FRANKENSTEIN-57-Body of a boy, mind of a monster. Soul of an unearthly thing. ---------------I WAS A TEENAGE WEREWOLF-57-Explosive, amazing, terrifying. You won't believe your eyes, The most amazing motion picture of our time.--------------------INVASION OF THE SAUCER MEN-57-Creeping terror from the depths of time and space. See teenagers VS the saucer men. See a disembodied hand that crawls. See the night the world nearly ended.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 28, 2013 - 5:54 PM   
 By:   Eugene Iemola   (Member)

"I don't care what you do to me, Mike- just do it fast!" Kiss Me Deadly Robert Aldrich (1955).

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 28, 2013 - 7:30 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

INVASION OF THE BLOOD FARMERS-72-See what really happens on a terror farm. Don't eat before you see this show and you'll have nothing to lose.---------------------------------------------THE HELLSTROM CHRONICLE-71-Science fiction?-no, science fact.--------------------WILLARD-71-When your nightmare ends Willard begins. This is the one movie you should not see alone.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 28, 2013 - 9:45 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

THX 1138-71-Visit the future where love is the ultimate crime.------------------------------THE REINCARNATED-71-Obsessed mysticism. A bewitching dimension of the occult.------------ESCAPE FROM THE PLANET OF THE APES-71-Prepare yourself for a new generation of incredible apes---------------DAUGHTERS OF DARKNESS-70-If you think these ladies are something wait until you see mother, she is something else.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 29, 2013 - 10:38 AM   
 By:   Bob DiMucci   (Member)

Better Dead Than Wed! -- THE BRIDES OF FU MANCHU

So Terrifying! . . . We Have Reserved Your Coffin If You Drop Dead While Watching: CASTLE OF EVIL

He Rolled the Seven Wonders of the World Into One! -- FRANKENSTEIN CONQUERS THE WORLD

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 29, 2013 - 10:55 AM   
 By:   Bob DiMucci   (Member)

Their Credo Is Violence . . . Their God Is Hate . . . And They Call Themselves THE WILD ANGELS

Train Them! Excite Them! Arm Them! . . . Then Turn Them Loose On the Nazis! -- THE DIRTY DOZEN

There Are Two Kinds of Women . . . All the Others and Raquel Welch as FATHOM

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 29, 2013 - 11:14 AM   
 By:   Bob DiMucci   (Member)

If What Happens in THE PENTHOUSE Happened To You . . . You Wouldn't Want To Talk About It Either!

A Warning! This Motion Picture Depicts Without Flinching the Most Shocking Event of America's Most Lawless Era . . THE ST. VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE!

Days of Screaming Wheels . . . Nights of Reckless Pleasure! -- THUNDER ALLEY

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 29, 2013 - 11:29 AM   
 By:   Bob DiMucci   (Member)

Fur Flying!!! Fangs Gnashing!!! Claws Lashing!!! (and That's Only the Love Scenes!) -- THE TIGER AND THE PUSSYCAT

Leave the Children At Home! . . . and if YOU are Squeamish, Stay Home With Them! -- THE CONQUEROR WORM

CORRUPTION Is Not a Woman's Picture! Therefore: No Woman Will Be Admitted Alone To See This Super-Shock Film!!

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 29, 2013 - 12:01 PM   
 By:   Bob DiMucci   (Member)

For Three Men, the Civil War Wasn't Hell. It Was Practice! -- THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY

They Won't Stay Dead! -- NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD

A Cop Out! A Drop Out! And So Far Out, She's Not Just a Girl, She's an Experience! -- CHASTITY

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 29, 2013 - 5:45 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

TO BOB- Glad you joined in as always.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 29, 2013 - 7:33 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

THE MUTATIONS-73-It is not nice to fool with mother nature. It can be horrifying---even to them.-------------CHOSEN SURVIVORS-73-Just a few chosen to survive a world holocaust. Not since WILLARD AND BEN has there been anything so terrifying.-------------------------------A REFLECTION OF FEAR-73-A gasp in the dark, a cry in the night.----------------------CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES-72-The revolt of the apes. The most awesome spectacle in the annals of science fiction. The newest and biggest yet.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 29, 2013 - 8:18 PM   
 By:   Eugene Iemola   (Member)

"Nobody does it to you like Roman Polanski. Roman Polanski The Tenant."

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 29, 2013 - 8:22 PM   
 By:   Eugene Iemola   (Member)

'Today is Harold's Birthday. This is his present.
Mart Crowley's THE BOYS IN THE BAND . . . is not a Musical"

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 29, 2013 - 9:23 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

MARK OF THE DEVIL-68--71-Postively the most horrifying film ever made.Guranteed to upset your stomach. The first film rated V for violence. Due to the horrifying scenes no one will be admitted without a distress bag. Available free at the box office.---------------------------------DR JEKYLL AND SISTER HYDE-72-This film is filled with shock after shock after shock.-WARNING- The sexual transformation of a man into a woman will actually take place before your very eyes.---------------------SHANKS-74-A new concept of the macabre in which the good come out of the grave and the evil are sent to fill the vacancy.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 30, 2013 - 11:26 AM   
 By:   Bob DiMucci   (Member)

Adam Gaines has a 911T Porsche, good looks, a guaranteed future, and as many girls as he can handle. Adam Gaines has nothing. The world changed for ADAM AT 6 A.M.

The Family That Slays Together Stays Together -- BLOODY MAMA

You Gotta' Believe . . . You Gotta' Have Faith . . . But First You Gotta' Get Rid of the Witnesses! -- BLOODY MAMA

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 30, 2013 - 11:36 AM   
 By:   Bob DiMucci   (Member)

BORA BORA Where Love Is An Art And Every Woman An Artist!

The Saga of Pretty Boy Floyd . . . Who Stole More Money . . . Loved More Girls . . . Killed More Men Than Most Laws Allow -- A BULLET FOR PRETTY BOY

Love Means Never Having To Say You're Ugly -- THE ABOMINABLE DR. PHIBES

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 30, 2013 - 11:43 AM   
 By:   Bob DiMucci   (Member)

It's Kind of a Western. He's Sort of a Cowboy. Sinatra is DIRTY DINGUS MAGEE

A few years ago in Dunwich, a half-witted girl bore illegitimate twins. One of them was almost human! -- THE DUNWICH HORROR

Rome. Before Christ. After Fellini. -- FELLINI SATYRICON

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 30, 2013 - 12:06 PM   
 By:   Bob DiMucci   (Member)

If you miss the first five minutes, you miss one suicide, two executions, one seduction, and the key to the plot. Don't trust anyone in THE KREMLIN LETTER

LITTLE BIG MAN Was Either the Most Neglected Hero In History, Or a Liar of Insane Proportion!

War. It's a Dying Business. -- TOO LATE THE HERO

 
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