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 Posted:   Aug 17, 2013 - 10:59 AM   
 By:   OnyaBirri   (Member)

"Do not pour the boiling water into the merchandise." (from a Target plastic mug)

"Press button to activate fun feature!" (from a Hello Kitty toy)

Any others?

 
 Posted:   Aug 17, 2013 - 11:46 AM   
 By:   solium   (Member)

I find the "warnings" quite ridiculous at times. The warnings are longer than the instructions nowadays. They have to think of everything before hand so not to get sued by some idiot that uses a lawn mower as a hedger. roll eyes

 
 Posted:   Aug 18, 2013 - 1:21 PM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

Remember the "Club" anti-theft device for your car?

"Not to be used as a marital aid." smile

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 18, 2013 - 7:51 PM   
 By:   Doc Loch   (Member)

Hear about this second hand so can't confirm that it's true, but someone once told me they saw a sign in a restaurant that read:

For bathroom, use stairs.

 
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