In order to get that elusive promotion, Donna has declared a cease fire in her war against poetry and is now in charge of prose and non-rhyming text at Random House.
Jim's older brother Bartholomew is one of those gifted people who can make their eyes bulge out by controlling their facial muscles. Jim has practiced long hours but just can't seem to get it.
Every morning when he gets up, Adam makes a phone call to Kennedy Space Center in Florida and demands to be put through to "Alpha Control" to see if they have located the Robinson family yet.
Because he spends so much time at the FSM board, Charles was shocked to learn that there were other film directors besides Steven Spielberg when he visited another website.
Jim has spoken to his psychiatrist on numerous occasions...insisting that his Uncle Ira is NOT his Uncle Ira because "that special twinkle in his eye is gone".
Jim is organizing his annual "scat hunt" where he goes into the local woods with hired Native American trackers and searches for the hardened droppings of various wildlife in the area (which he then takes home and has on display in a large illuminated glass case in his foyer)....his ultimate prize being an authentic Sasquatch stool. (several charlatans have deceived Jim over the years by selling him counterfeit scat from chimps claiming it to be from Bigfoot).
Charles T finds it hard to get any enjoyment out of "Ed Scissorhands" due to constantly wondering how the dude wipes his bum after a dropping a deuce. me and you both man.
Charles has put a restraining order on himself which prevents him from discussing Doctor Who in public, thus freeing him up for more Lost in Space and Time Tunnel talk.
At one time, Jim was hired by Irwin Allen for the role of "Kowalski" on VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA, but Irwin replaced Jim because he constantly fell the wrong way when the cameras tilted.
