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 Posted:   Dec 21, 2011 - 10:44 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

In order to get that elusive promotion, Donna has declared a cease fire in her war against poetry and is now in charge of prose and non-rhyming text at Random House.

 
 Posted:   Dec 21, 2011 - 12:58 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim is a fan of both H. P. Lovecraft and NANCY comics so has created a new strip for newspapers called YOG SLUGGOTH.

 
 Posted:   Dec 23, 2011 - 4:51 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Charles' lies have been adversely affected by his overly-tight corn row braids.

 
 Posted:   Dec 23, 2011 - 5:03 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim's favorite beverage for Christmas is a cold glass of pork gravy with those colored sugar cookie sprinkles on top.

 
 Posted:   Dec 23, 2011 - 5:06 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Charles is a Christmas procrastinator in that he still hasn't found a family to mooch off of yet.

 
 Posted:   Dec 23, 2011 - 5:36 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)




Jim's older brother Bartholomew is one of those gifted people who can make their eyes bulge out by controlling their facial muscles. Jim has practiced long hours but just can't seem to get it.

 
 Posted:   Dec 23, 2011 - 12:29 PM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

Charles has the unique ability to throw himself out of time sync, making it possible for him to be "elsewhere" at the instant the phaser hits.

 
 Posted:   Dec 27, 2011 - 7:39 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Every morning when he gets up, Adam makes a phone call to Kennedy Space Center in Florida and demands to be put through to "Alpha Control" to see if they have located the Robinson family yet.

 
 Posted:   Dec 28, 2011 - 6:18 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Because he spends so much time at the FSM board, Charles was shocked to learn that there were other film directors besides Steven Spielberg when he visited another website.

 
 Posted:   Dec 28, 2011 - 6:38 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

For Christmas, Jim passed out jars of his traditional " roasted Brussel sprouts dipped in milk chocolate" to all of his friends & family.

 
 Posted:   Dec 28, 2011 - 8:03 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Charles makes his living installing HAL 9000s in bathrooms.

Off Topic: But NOT mine. big grin

 
 Posted:   Dec 28, 2011 - 8:25 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim has spoken to his psychiatrist on numerous occasions...insisting that his Uncle Ira is NOT his Uncle Ira because "that special twinkle in his eye is gone".

 
 Posted:   Dec 28, 2011 - 8:44 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Charles spends his afternoons at the motion picture old folks home, relishing his status as "The Last of the Cast-Iron-Pans-Over-the-Head Stunt Men."

 
 Posted:   Dec 28, 2011 - 10:27 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim is organizing his annual "scat hunt" where he goes into the local woods with hired Native American trackers and searches for the hardened droppings of various wildlife in the area (which he then takes home and has on display in a large illuminated glass case in his foyer)....his ultimate prize being an authentic Sasquatch stool. (several charlatans have deceived Jim over the years by selling him counterfeit scat from chimps claiming it to be from Bigfoot).

 
 Posted:   Dec 28, 2011 - 11:02 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Charles T finds it hard to get any enjoyment out of "Ed Scissorhands" due to constantly wondering how the dude wipes his bum after a dropping a deuce. me and you both man.

 
 Posted:   Dec 28, 2011 - 11:06 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Random guy regularly enjoys a 50/50 mix of aloe vera juice and vodka to get "a healthy buzz".

 
 Posted:   Dec 28, 2011 - 12:29 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Charles has put a restraining order on himself which prevents him from discussing Doctor Who in public, thus freeing him up for more Lost in Space and Time Tunnel talk.

 
 Posted:   Dec 28, 2011 - 2:48 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Jim Phelps was so much older then, he's younger than that now. (off topic, of course)

 
 Posted:   Dec 28, 2011 - 3:36 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

At one time, Jim was hired by Irwin Allen for the role of "Kowalski" on VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA, but Irwin replaced Jim because he constantly fell the wrong way when the cameras tilted.

 
 Posted:   Dec 29, 2011 - 2:51 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

When Russia invaded the Republic of Georgia in 2008, Charles posted a defiant blog entry titled "Atlanta will not fall."

 
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