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 Posted:   Dec 29, 2011 - 3:33 AM   
 By:   Storyteller   (Member)

Jim has two hearts...

He keeps one of them in a jar next to his bed.

 
 Posted:   Dec 29, 2011 - 3:43 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Storyteller's power pop group "Ash Can Grievance" disbanded because his band mates objected to Storyteller's obsessive collecting of pre-Columbian wood carvings.

 
 Posted:   Dec 29, 2011 - 5:47 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim constantly annoyed his high school geography teacher by raising his hand and asking "where Gotham City and Metropolis are on the map of the USA".

 
 Posted:   Dec 29, 2011 - 5:53 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

To prove the superiority of Golden Age film scores, Charles destroyed his Silver Age CDs with a sledgehammer that had Bernard Herrmann's face on it.

 
 Posted:   Dec 29, 2011 - 6:17 AM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

On December 26, Jim was first in line at IHOP to use his gift card for a Rootti Tootti Fresh 'n Frootti breakfast.

 
 Posted:   Dec 29, 2011 - 6:42 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Adam B. claims to be the only true descendant of the original Adam of the Old Testament, and has the paperwork to prove it.

 
 Posted:   Dec 29, 2011 - 7:21 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Charles posts his lies while suspended from his ceiling like Richard Harris in A Man Called Horse.

 
 Posted:   Dec 29, 2011 - 7:39 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim posts his lies while hanging upside down from an inversion bar like Michael Keaton in BATMAN. (while doing this he also wears the Batman mask and cape but nothing else)

 
 Posted:   Dec 29, 2011 - 7:45 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Charles angrily pushed his Christmas gifts aside, folded his arms, and pouted when he didn't get a Doctor Smith sweater.

 
 Posted:   Dec 29, 2011 - 8:08 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim has visited all the major porn film studios with his proposals to do XXX parodies of all the Irwin Allen shows, but so far has had the doors slammed in his face (especially with what he had in mind for LAND OF THE GIANTS)

 
 Posted:   Dec 29, 2011 - 12:33 PM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

At the office Christmas party, Charles stood under the mistletoe all night. He was disappointed that he only got a smooch from the cleaning lady.

 
 Posted:   Dec 29, 2011 - 1:09 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Adam B. is currently going through a "Chairman Mao" fashion phase.

 
 Posted:   Dec 29, 2011 - 2:00 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

After Jim was arrested for standing naked holding a six pack of beer in the middle of his back yard, all he could say to the cops was that he was "summoning Heimdall to open the Bifrost".

 
 Posted:   Dec 30, 2011 - 2:33 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Any time Charles wants to fondly remember 1990, he touches his head and feels his still-present "Gumby" hair style.

 
 Posted:   Dec 31, 2011 - 6:04 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim has already camped out on the sidewalk in front of the theater so he can be first in line when PROMETHEUS opens in June.

 
 Posted:   Dec 31, 2011 - 6:51 AM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

Charles is so certain he's going to win the "$5000 A Week For Life" contest at Publishers Clearing House that he pre-ordered every CD the labels have in the works for the next five years.

 
 Posted:   Dec 31, 2011 - 7:03 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

for tonight's New Year's Eve celebration, Adam plans on having friends over and handing out bowls of his famous deep fried cheese balls dipped in garlic and honey. So far, no one has RSVP'd.

 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2012 - 4:54 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Charles considers the 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special "canon."

 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2012 - 5:41 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim begins every morning with his CD player alarm clock playing Jefferson Airplane's AFTER BATHING AT BAXTER'S.

 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2012 - 7:58 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Charles' two favorite TV shows of all time are "To Be Announced" and "Paid Programming."

 
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