Storyteller's power pop group "Ash Can Grievance" disbanded because his band mates objected to Storyteller's obsessive collecting of pre-Columbian wood carvings.
Jim posts his lies while hanging upside down from an inversion bar like Michael Keaton in BATMAN. (while doing this he also wears the Batman mask and cape but nothing else)
Jim has visited all the major porn film studios with his proposals to do XXX parodies of all the Irwin Allen shows, but so far has had the doors slammed in his face (especially with what he had in mind for LAND OF THE GIANTS)
After Jim was arrested for standing naked holding a six pack of beer in the middle of his back yard, all he could say to the cops was that he was "summoning Heimdall to open the Bifrost".
Charles is so certain he's going to win the "$5000 A Week For Life" contest at Publishers Clearing House that he pre-ordered every CD the labels have in the works for the next five years.
for tonight's New Year's Eve celebration, Adam plans on having friends over and handing out bowls of his famous deep fried cheese balls dipped in garlic and honey. So far, no one has RSVP'd.
