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 Posted:   Jan 2, 2012 - 8:15 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim's been trying (unsuccessfully so far) to crossbreed his shih tzu with a pit bull so he can have a "bullshih tzu".

 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2012 - 8:38 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Charles is scared crapless by the possibility that one of these lies will "stick."

 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2012 - 8:50 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim constantly wonders why there aren't any Asian people in the band ASIA.

 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2012 - 8:55 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

When he's at his favorite New York City deli, Charles always orders the "Zimmer Clone" celebrity sandwich.

 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2012 - 9:10 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

It's a little-known fact that Jim was hired by Richard Lester to dub all of the grunts for the character of "Non" in SUPERMAN II.


 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2012 - 9:12 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Charles is a Zimmer Clone wrangler for Media Ventures.

 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2012 - 9:22 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim once tried to raise a variety of enormous grasshoppers back in the 50s, because he was fascinated by their "tobacco juice" saliva as a child and wanted an endless supply.

 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2012 - 10:01 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Charles still refuses to kneel before Zod, not out of defiance but because of arthritis

 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2012 - 12:04 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

random guy's application to the Evil Mastermind Union was rejected because his expository speeches describing his dastardly deeds didn't give the hero enough time to escape.

 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2012 - 12:17 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim has written multiple letters complaining to the History Channel about AMERICAN PICKERS because he thought the show was about banjo players.

 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2012 - 1:37 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Charles refuses to speak to people he meets until they verbally acknowledge "The Greatness of Demba Ba."

 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2012 - 2:04 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim continues to publicly insist to this very day that an intelligent cucumber from the planet Venus lives in Bronson Caverns.

 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2012 - 2:11 PM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

despite not having a single hateful bone in his body, Charles was forced to join the Aryan Brotherhood gang during his 13 year prison term for rocking out with his cock out due to the fact that they were the only prison gang that loved filmmusic

 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2012 - 2:23 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

despite not having a single hateful bone in his body, Charles was forced to join the Aryan Brotherhood gang during his 13 year prison term for rocking out with his cock out due to the fact that they were the only prison gang that loved filmmusic

O/T...hey that's not very nicefrown

 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2012 - 2:25 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

random guy is commonly seen walking up and down his neighborhood street, cussing and yelling at no one in particular.

 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2012 - 2:25 PM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

Charles loves to use the self check-out aisle at his local grocer. When his bill came to $19.97, he stuffed a twenty in the computer slot and shouted at the screen "Keep the change, ya filthy animal."

 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2012 - 2:27 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Adam is commonly seen being yelled at and cussed at by random guy on his neighborhood street.

 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2012 - 4:49 PM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

despite not having a single hateful bone in his body, Charles was forced to join the Aryan Brotherhood gang during his 13 year prison term for rocking out with his cock out due to the fact that they were the only prison gang that loved filmmusic

O/T...hey that's not very nicefrown


sincere apologies then. blame it on the menstrual cramps

 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2012 - 6:20 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

despite not having a single hateful bone in his body, Charles was forced to join the Aryan Brotherhood gang during his 13 year prison term for rocking out with his cock out due to the fact that they were the only prison gang that loved filmmusic

O/T...hey that's not very nicefrown


sincere apologies then. blame it on the menstrual cramps


O/T- all is forgiven RG

 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2012 - 6:24 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

random guy spends most of his free time studying the tribal rituals of the African pygmies in hopes of locating Tarzan's escarpment.

 
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