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 Posted:   Jan 7, 2012 - 11:51 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Charles can't do "the thousand-yard stare" unless he's looking out his back window while eating a bag of barbecue potato chips.

 
 Posted:   Jan 7, 2012 - 9:53 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim has adopted the Dan Aykroyd SNL persona of "FRED GARVIN....MALE PROSTITUTE".

 
 Posted:   Jan 8, 2012 - 9:16 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Charles was bamboozled by 1960s TV westerns and still thinks that women wore bouffants in the real old west.

 
 Posted:   Jan 8, 2012 - 9:39 AM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

Jim Phelps created the FSM-WORM virus responsible for making the FSM website crash so often.

 
 Posted:   Jan 8, 2012 - 9:43 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

OT: I think Y2K is responsible for that. big grin

On Topic: Adam B. has to use binoculars to see his vast collection of Zimmer Clone CDs.

 
 Posted:   Jan 8, 2012 - 1:26 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim refuses to set foot on a golf course because of his belief that Martians under the sand traps might stick a probe in his neck.

 
 Posted:   Jan 9, 2012 - 4:27 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Whenever he's at a McDonald's in Scotland, Charles orders the Haggis McMuffin.

 
 Posted:   Jan 9, 2012 - 6:04 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

While checking through the records at 20th Century Fox, it was discovered that Jim personally did all of the screams and roars of Irwin Allen's dinosaurs in THE LOST WORLD with his own voice and a cheap mic , and got healthy royalty checks whenever Irwin would re-use them on his TV series (and also when George Lucas used one of his vocalizations for the Tie fighters in STAR WARS)

 
 Posted:   Jan 9, 2012 - 6:17 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Charles' extensive footage in TREKKIES was cut, as it was deemed "too extreme."

 
 Posted:   Jan 9, 2012 - 6:28 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

However, Jim Phelps' footage was never filmed.

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 9, 2012 - 6:53 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Jim tried out for the part of 'Caesar' in "Rise of the planet of the apes" but was rejected because he looked too CGI.

 
 Posted:   Jan 9, 2012 - 7:03 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Rick15 is a Linda Kozlowski wrangler for Paul Hogan.

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 9, 2012 - 7:09 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Jim was one of the bits of cellulite on Linda's thighs that caused a media meltdown in Australia.

 
 Posted:   Jan 9, 2012 - 7:12 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

When frightened or annoyed, Rick emits a colorless, odorless gas which is impossible to detect on any scientific equipment.

 
 Posted:   Jan 9, 2012 - 7:27 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Charles T's plan for world domination is currently on hold due to the fact that he is yet to finalize his speech for when he takes over the world.

try calling David Simon or Tom Fontana, they have a great gift for the spoken word smile

 
 Posted:   Jan 9, 2012 - 7:56 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

random guy has planned to re-enact the "Tree Of Woe" scene from CONAN because he's always wanted to sink his teeth into the neck of a live vulture.

 
 Posted:   Jan 10, 2012 - 6:57 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Charles was benched by his life coach.

 
 Posted:   Jan 10, 2012 - 7:16 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim was suspended from his high school science class because when he was asked who the first 2 men to set foot on the Moon were, he replied " Professor Cavor and Arnold Bedford".

 
 Posted:   Jan 10, 2012 - 9:52 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Charles' New Year's "Resolutions" include buying no more expanded scores for an entire year.

 
 Posted:   Jan 10, 2012 - 10:52 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Ron is prohibited by court order from wearing his "Masked Naval Marauder" mask, so he does the convention circuit wearing Robert Mitchum-style glasses instead.

 
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