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 Posted:   Sep 24, 2007 - 6:44 PM   
 By:   Josh Mitchell   (Member)

Is Richard Simmons' hair naturally curly or does he get it permed?

Is there any truth to the rumor that Mr. Simmons is a decendant of "Larry" from The Three Stooges?

Is Richard Simmons my dad?

 
 Posted:   Sep 28, 2007 - 10:02 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Why won't they change the rules in auto racing and have the slowest car be the winner?

If OJ goes to jail for armed robbery, who's gonna take his place and look for Nicole and Ron's killer(s)?

 
 Posted:   Oct 1, 2007 - 10:08 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Isn't it simply grand that this is October's first stupid question?

 
 Posted:   Oct 10, 2007 - 8:26 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Why aren't people ever mugged for something other than money, like for their advice?

Why do poor people put bars on their windows? If everyone in the neighborhood is poor, what could they possibly steal from one another?

Why don't today's news anchors ever express true grief or sorrow over the tragedies they "report"?

 
 Posted:   Oct 10, 2007 - 9:12 AM   
 By:   Jehannum   (Member)

Can I insult anybody as much as I like, as long as I use a smiley? smile

 
 Posted:   Oct 10, 2007 - 9:13 AM   
 By:   Jehannum   (Member)

What is the purpose of the question mark when it's clear from reading the sentence that it's a question?

 
 Posted:   Oct 10, 2007 - 9:14 AM   
 By:   Jehannum   (Member)

What distance is the General Discussion board from the Non Film Score Discussion board?

 
 Posted:   Oct 10, 2007 - 9:16 AM   
 By:   Jehannum   (Member)

Will you marry me? Yes, you!

 
 Posted:   Oct 10, 2007 - 2:06 PM   
 By:   Jehannum   (Member)

What causes pip in poultry?

 
 Posted:   Oct 10, 2007 - 2:23 PM   
 By:   Eric Paddon   (Member)

It's eerie and ironic how 2001 still hasn't really dated... except in one area. Women's fashions.

You forgot the 1960 Bell System logo, and the presence of a Howard Johnson's restaurant on the space station (today, there are only three left in the country).

 
 Posted:   Oct 13, 2007 - 10:20 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

If the Spartans were so tough, how come they're not around anymore?

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 13, 2007 - 11:04 AM   
 By:   Notestoyou   (Member)

Because when the going gets tough, the tough get going, so the Spartans went.

 
 Posted:   Oct 13, 2007 - 11:09 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

How come it's "okay" to make fun of people with mental illness, but not with something like cancer?

 
 Posted:   Oct 15, 2007 - 12:14 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Who will be the first post-Mike Myers Austin Powers?

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 15, 2007 - 4:29 PM   
 By:   Greg Bryant   (Member)

Because when the going gets tough, the tough get going, so the Spartans went.

I always thought it was "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - attributed to Hunter S. Thompson.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 15, 2007 - 11:09 PM   
 By:   JSWalsh   (Member)

Is it true that next year they're combining "Lost" with "Dancing with the Stars"?

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 18, 2007 - 7:09 AM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

If a cow laughed really hard, would milk come out of her nose?

 
 Posted:   Oct 18, 2007 - 5:01 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Before the 1990s, how come there was so few people coming to the west from the USSR? Was life so great behind the Iron Curtain?

If two negatives equal a positive, why don't two wrongs make a right?

Shouldn't Kansas be pronounced "Kansaw"? And why isn't Arkansas pronounced like "Kansas"?

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 18, 2007 - 11:14 PM   
 By:   JSWalsh   (Member)

What's this foot doing here?

 
 Posted:   Oct 19, 2007 - 9:49 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Why do people brag about being workoholics, like it's not a disease?

 
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