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Posted: |
Oct 18, 2007 - 8:09 AM
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Donna
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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
If a cow laughed really hard, would milk come out of her nose?
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