Every night, Charles Thaxton dons a mask and tights, and patrols the city as his alter-ego, Mister Hand-Grenade. No body messed with Mister Hand-Grenade. Because he has a hand grenade.
lexedo has recorded a tune he calls "lexedo's function". Trouble is, it sounds exactly like the tune "Tuxedo Junction" by Erskine Hawkins and Bill Johnson.
It was nice to see you at the Shop&Go the other night while you were leaving, RG. Thank God you let me have your cart bc Thursday night is a mad-house there.
Anyway, I found your shopping list in the cart... - 24-pack extra soft Charmin - Drano - Bleach - Vaseline - Saltines - Uncle Ben's (use coupon) - Preparation-H - White paint - Surgical tweezers - 12-pack extra strength Bounty - 1/2 gallon Imodium AD
I believe I've mentioned that you will need to cook the squirrels you eat, lest you will become sick again, RG.
Jim Phelps routinely wears a fanny pack the correct way. He says to wear them over your crotch makes them "crotch packs" and that's not what nature intended.
Adam has never truly accepted his rejection for the part of Kelly Leak in favor of Jackie Earle Haley. "That lackey P*S S*B couldn't act - even when we were young, I'd stay home sick and he'd end-up at school," the former thespian has told friends and colleagues.
Lexedo was Al Pacino's understudy on the stage production of Merchant of Venice. However, he was fired early in rehearsals for frequently standing back stage and shouting "Hoo Hah!" every time Pacino uttered a line. Pacino affectionately nicknamed him Fredo before...well you know the rest.
David Sones, the former owner of 70s uber-hot-spot Salsation Roller World in Paramus, NJ, was convicted of money laundering and tax evasion in 1979 under federal RICO laws. He served 6 years on a 25 year sentence at Allenwood, PA. A requirement of his work-release is that he moderate this Forum.
