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 Posted:   May 27, 2012 - 4:30 AM   
 By:   JSWalsh   (Member)

Jim Phelps's screenname is his real name, and his avatar is his driver's license photo.

 
 Posted:   May 27, 2012 - 4:35 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

When at work, Walsh often lapses into Alan Fivehouse-like mannerisms and speech patterns, which compels the Boston PD to ask him to assist them on "cold cases."

 
 
 Posted:   May 27, 2012 - 4:36 AM   
 By:   JSWalsh   (Member)

On dark, lonely nights, Jim Phelps retreats to his secret room, opens a drawer, and counts all the money he's made as producer of the Transformers movies.

 
 Posted:   May 27, 2012 - 4:39 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

On the days he doesn't post, Walsh's beloved tweed coat with elbow patches is at the dry cleaner's.

 
 
 Posted:   May 27, 2012 - 4:46 AM   
 By:   JSWalsh   (Member)

Jim Phelps loves nothing better than watching his DVD of THE GOONIES and a few eps of STAR TREK after he reads his comic books and eats his Fiddle-Faddle, after which he posts here about how all these adults should stop watching Spielberg movies.

 
 Posted:   May 27, 2012 - 4:49 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

LOL! "Fiddle Faddle"! Haven't thought of that since my pre-bitterness of 1985!

Walsh has finally mastered the ability to post and practice his Miles Monroe Sleeper robot shuffle simultaneously.

 
 
 Posted:   May 27, 2012 - 4:54 AM   
 By:   JSWalsh   (Member)

Jim Phelps thinks the Russkie talks big, but is short of know-how.



(Does Jim get the reference?) big grin

 
 Posted:   May 29, 2012 - 9:32 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

JSWalsh prefers a chemical hair removal product for his legs, but he'll use a razor if necessary.

 
 Posted:   May 29, 2012 - 9:35 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

At a singles bar, Ron uses only one pickup line, his deadpan "I require your hotness."

 
 
 Posted:   May 29, 2012 - 9:49 AM   
 By:   The Man-Eating Cow   (Member)

Everywhere Jim Phelps goes he gets slandered!
Libeled!
He hears words he's never read in the Bible!
He just tries to keep the customer satified!
SATISFIED!!!

 
 Posted:   May 29, 2012 - 11:27 AM   
 By:   Warlok   (Member)

Man-Eating Cow was set to sign me up for the next Iron Man triathlon, but there was a scheduling conflict preventing my inevitable domination.

So he will compete in my stead. Very good of him.

 
 Posted:   May 29, 2012 - 11:35 AM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

When nobody else is around to congratulate him, Warlok fistbumps himself.

 
 Posted:   May 29, 2012 - 11:58 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Adam went to an Iron Man triathlon and was disappointed that Tony Stark was nowhere to be found.

 
 Posted:   May 29, 2012 - 2:03 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

At a singles bar, Ron uses only one pickup line, his deadpan "I require your hotness."

OFF Topic. big grin I really like this. I may use it sometime.

 
 Posted:   May 29, 2012 - 2:04 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Charles Thaxton makes weekly "aspiration" lists...of things he aspires to be/become/beware of/be bemused about.

 
 Posted:   May 29, 2012 - 2:04 PM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Ron graduated magna cum laude at Hogwarts but surprisingly flunked out of Prof. X' school for the gifted

you know this it the 3rd time i've posted something in this thread literally seconds after you did. creepy

 
 Posted:   May 29, 2012 - 2:06 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

random guy is known as the quick-change artist of FSM...faster than a speeding bullet and even quicker in the sack than that.

(I guess that's your way of saying you have my back!).

 
 Posted:   May 29, 2012 - 2:30 PM   
 By:   lexedo   (Member)

Ron starred in a Sasson commercial in 1978. Oo-La-La!

(And this is mostly why anyone "watches his back.")

 
 Posted:   May 29, 2012 - 3:07 PM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

lexedo is so broke, poor guy has to lick stamps for dinner
lexedo is so broke, they are about to cut out his refrigerator light

 
 Posted:   May 29, 2012 - 3:37 PM   
 By:   David-R.   (Member)

Random Guy is just an account used by multiple random people on a library's computer. The thing is... they're not all guys.

 
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