Charles neighbors tell him to play a original composition when they are making love at night, Charles does it for them and get's paid a hundred bucks to do it.
Dantheman had to come down and bail out me, henry and Bill Conti tonight, we were fishing in Central Park and things got kinda rowdy with the nurses and the midget body guard and all. Dan was pissed at us for taking away from the embraces of his nubile concubines until his driver informed him Jim Phelps paid double the bail for the cops to throw us back in the klink before dantheman even got to the yellow limo. Henry is now fishing with several former Backstreet Boys in the can, while I sit here, watching the miniature robot reindeer. What? a lie? uh?.. dantheman wears a hat made from gumdrops he plucked from the floors of New York porn theaters while he wrote a script for what he claimed would be `the first all-nude roller disco movie`. AH! MINIATURE ROBOT REINDEER ARE CHARGI--
