Nothing says "relaxation"more to Jim than stretching out on a folding recliner under a tree on a nice summer day and sipping on a cold glass of pork gravy.
Jim's favorite movie character is Mick from SUDDEN IMPACT.....he's such a fan that whenever his phone rings he grabs it and answers with "WHO THE F**K IS THIS??"
Charles' latest adventure is running around the neighborhood at night wearing a hockey mask. He carries a boombox and plays the soundtrack to "Halloween" very loudly.
Jim Phelps spends approximately 4 hours a day wearing a grass skirt, dancing in the street, and praying to the sky spirits that they will grant his wish to turn American into a fruitopia - a land of sentient fruit.
Phelps once set out on a judicious quest to prove that blondes have more fun. Unfortunately he was put in the hospital with V.D. about 5 days into the quest. He has since concluded that while blondes might have more fun, he can only factually confirm that they just have more V.D.
Could not resist David. 