Donna's present to Charles this past Christmas was to painstakingly sew goldenrod piping into Charles' black leisure suit, so she could see him coming down the road at night and find safe haven.
I've heard it said that Warlok has been inspired to join the pageant circuit as a judge because he hopes to one day meet Alana, aka Honey Boo Boo, and her family.
When Donna and I are in safe haven (lol) all she ever does is say "Tumbler of Scotch" over and over again while flipping through 1970s carpet sample books.
While Charles Thaxton and Jim Phelps are all over Captain Morgan these days, when the day is done and their tumblers are full, they're all about Hello, Kitty!
Ron still says "Pisghetti", just like when he was four years old. In fact, a trace of "Pisghetti" sauce can be seen above his lip in his profile picture. Or it's gravy, I can't tell. Donna knows.
Charles has studied at the Jersey Shore Culinary Institute to perfect his "Sunday Gravy". He refuses to use the word "pasta", substituting "macaroni" in his description of the dishes like his gramma used to make.
Donna's favorite pasta recipe involves melting several blocks of Velveeta and throwing in 3 jars of Cheese Whiz, drizzling the whole concoction over a box of enriched white elbows from Wal Mart.
Speaking of pasta, Charles learned about true pasta-lovin' goodness when he watched Honey Boo-Boo's family eating sketti on an episode. "Mama June" fixed her special sketti sauce -- a secret combination of ketchup and butter cooked in the microwave -- and won the hearts of "Sugar Bear"(Honey Boo-Boo's daddy) and her sisters "Pumpkin", "Chubbs" and pregnant "Chickadee". Charles would cash his checks at Chuck E. Cheese to get some of that special sketti goodness! It's Honey Boo-Boo's favorite food!
