random guy would rather go and journey where the diamond crest is flowing, and run across the valley beneath the sacred mountain, and wander through the forest where the trees have leaves of prisms, and break the light in colors that no one knows the names of.
Every day, Jim stumbles out of his waterbed and shuffles into the kitchen where he gulps down a large medicinal shot of Captain Morgan's, then wobbles back to the bathroom where he slips out of his flannel SPIDER MAN pajamas and into a cold shower where he primal-screams at the top of his lungs....while pondering his breakfast choices.
On most mornings, Jim chooses Pop Tarts for breakfast. He has written the company with his special Pop Tarts request....bacon/ham/ketchup/sausage/eggs/cheese/potatoes.
Jim's shelf liners in his pantry have the cutest pink and yellow roses on them. Those shelves were packed full of no-name Mac and Cheese and, of course, the ever-present Pop Tarts.
Jim's alter-ego is Dr. Dolittle. He does not speak with animals; he takes off his glasses and hypnotizes them. Watch for his traveling show "Jim's amazing chimps"...coming to a neighborhood theater near you soon!!!
Mutant Jim`s eyes are constantly contra-rotating... the hypnosis is a constant consequence, thus the protective 'Cyclops' glasses...
OT: Not official yet, but I'm working on my own arrangement. It will be spectacular!
BACK ON TOPIC:
Warlok has been hired by FSM to print out and file hard copies of each individual post on this site. He is purchasing file folders with his own money, and is awaiting news of the loan approval.
Jim Phelps was last seen entering a sleaze bar in the worst part of town. Happily, witnesses said he was carrying his Bible and had a hellfire look in his eyes.
Ron's dead-on impression of the rhythmic breathing part of the Depeche Mode song "Personal Jesus" has reactivated the Asthma the US Navy said he didn't have.
Jim has been secretly rehearsing (for about two years now) for his "X-Factor" audition. His goal is to blow Simon Cowell's mind. Thus far, his trainers say he's only apt to get a sneeze out of Simon.
