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 Posted:   May 1, 2013 - 9:31 AM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

There are better looking men in the FSM message board, and there are better kissers in the FSM message board, but.....

NOBODY has kissed more good-looking message boards than Jim Phelps, no sir! smile

 
 
 Posted:   May 3, 2013 - 1:11 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

DiB kisses frogs.

Initially he thought one would turn into a Prince.

Now he just kisses frogs.

 
 Posted:   May 3, 2013 - 4:53 AM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

Rick15 used to be a cop, but was thrown off the force when he kept yelling "Stop in the name of the law!" at fleeing felons.

 
 
 Posted:   May 3, 2013 - 5:21 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Adam was a script writer on the Adam West Batman TV series.

He was hired because of his love of the word "felon".

 
 Posted:   May 3, 2013 - 5:59 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

The above lie is Rick15's "Jim Palmer" comeback attempt.

 
 Posted:   May 3, 2013 - 6:55 AM   
 By:   Warlok   (Member)

Jim is really, really,

really,

really

really really really,

REALLY getting tired of people wearing out his full name, and would much appreciate it if people would henceforth use 'Jelps'.

Its better for everyone that way.

 
 
 Posted:   May 3, 2013 - 10:48 PM   
 By:   Reeler   (Member)

Warlok is the "other" klingon that rivals Spock.

 
 
 Posted:   May 4, 2013 - 12:37 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Warlok is the "other" klingon that rivals Spock.

Reeler is the only person who believed it wasn't butter.

 
 Posted:   May 4, 2013 - 5:23 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Rick15's life has been one long audition to be an Olsen twin.

 
 Posted:   May 4, 2013 - 5:30 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim has cancelled all of his magazine subscriptions.

 
 
 Posted:   May 4, 2013 - 10:16 PM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Charles had to give up his attempt to become Spiderman's arch foe "Rocket Racer"....



After he realised he looked terrible in red and yellow spandex.

And he has no idea how to roller skate.

 
 
 Posted:   May 10, 2013 - 9:53 PM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Uhhh....Rick15 is the most popular member on this board?

 
 Posted:   May 11, 2013 - 6:54 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Rick15 sends me an email every week telling me how happy he is that Annie Hall beat the hated Star Wars for Best Picture.

 
 Posted:   May 11, 2013 - 10:30 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Jim's refusal to join the Green Lantern corp is based solely on his irrational fear of cgi costumes

 
 
 Posted:   May 11, 2013 - 9:01 PM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Jim's refusal to join the Green Lantern corp is based solely on his irrational fear of cgi costumes

...and RG secretly has a deep seated resentment towards Jim because even though he proudly wears his various plastic GL rings and recharges them every night in his "authentic power battery" (TM).....RG has never been asked to join the corp...

 
 
 Posted:   May 11, 2013 - 9:10 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

RICK 15 is really RICK SPRINGFIELD and he is on this board because he finds it amusing.

 
 
 Posted:   May 14, 2013 - 8:20 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

Dan the man is really a reincarnation of LASSIE from the 50's TV show.

 
 
 Posted:   May 15, 2013 - 4:03 PM   
 By:   Reeler   (Member)

Dan had two carrots shoved up his nose after he tried to show a girl he was "The Man." smile

 
 Posted:   May 15, 2013 - 4:26 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

Reeler takes pills that make his gas smell better.

People often walk into his apartment sniffing and saying, "Saaaay! Are you making pumpkin pie??!"

 
 Posted:   May 15, 2013 - 4:36 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

David feels that the most monumental piece of human musical achievement is JEFFERSON AIRPLANE's "After Bathing At Baxters".

 
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