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Jun 13, 2017 - 8:57 AM
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By: |
Graham Watt
(Member)
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If Cristiano Ronaldo is sent to prison along with Lionel Messi for tax evasion, they could be cellmates and the greatest reality/superhero movie of all time could be born.
Yeah, I've got this mental image (really mental) of them sharing a cell and having to be the whole team plus the goalies. I see them scratching big goal posts on opposing walls with chalk, then taking penalties at each other. CGI could provide great shots of them running across the ceiling etc in order to score by bouncing the ball off forty-six differently angled bits of floor, wall, ceiling, corner, and toilet bowl (shurely not in THEIR cell?), then fighting in slo-mo in mid-air as the camera pans round in 380ยบ admiration of their physical prowess, angry determined expressions, and stupid bits of sinew on the neck. And that's BEFORE they mutate.
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Btw graham - you do know where Si Que What comes from dont you?
Manuel in FT.
These bastards here dont care graham - i could win more titles that federer and theyd be saying - well, those that arent on ignore - Piss off to the murray thread! But its the same as kev telling us hes the oldest man in his sunday league division , nobody cares..
As for messi and ronaldo sharing cells ...Messi could be digging a tunnel behind his accordion and Ronaldo could have birds land on him. And he'd probably shoo them away!!! And asking the Floorwalker if he can go and play grab-ass! With himself! 
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Puel is gruel.
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Puel is gruel.
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Oh No, its fixtures isnt it.
Its warmer in Qatar of an evening than it is on the surface of the sun.
So nah. If i won tickets, id ask for the cash.
Ah yes united always request they dont play hammers in the last 3 games of any season.
Wev fkd their title chances up so often its become a freakish phenomenon.
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Confederations Cup starts at the weekend. I know we all care.
is that a team who play in grey whose general manager is a bloke called Sibley?!
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Lost a semi today.
Losing anothr one tomorrow.
May win one next week tho.
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