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 Posted:   Mar 3, 2011 - 7:18 PM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

quiller knows how to train a dragon but not how to train a puppy

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 3, 2011 - 7:37 PM   
 By:   quiller007   (Member)

quiller knows how to train a dragon but not how to train a puppy

Magician likes to squeeze squeeky dog toys during church services and funerals.

Den

 
 Posted:   Mar 3, 2011 - 8:25 PM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

Quiller007 is allowing the 14 missing Wisconsin senators to hide in his house.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 4, 2011 - 12:11 AM   
 By:   quiller007   (Member)

Quiller007 is allowing the 14 missing Wisconsin senators to hide in his house.

And I'm planting them in the basement of Adam B's house first thing tomorrow! big grin

Den

 
 Posted:   Mar 4, 2011 - 8:39 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

quiller007 is so misunderstood he requires a "life translator".

 
 Posted:   Mar 4, 2011 - 8:44 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Ron Pulliam was the U.S. Navy's version of Major Frank Burns.

 
 Posted:   Mar 4, 2011 - 9:01 AM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

Jim Phelps was the actor inside the stormtrooper costume who bumped his head on the door in Star Wars. George Lucas fired him.

 
 Posted:   Mar 4, 2011 - 9:03 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Adam B. lost that big promotion at the smelting factory to Adam A.

 
 Posted:   Mar 4, 2011 - 9:08 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim Phelps is the man who originated the Wilhelm Scream.

 
 Posted:   Mar 4, 2011 - 10:09 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

"Charles Thaxton" is an alias. His real name is Charles Brown.

And he still falls for that old "Come on, Charlie Brown...kick the football" gag that his old friend Lucy loves to pull on him year after year.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 4, 2011 - 2:36 PM   
 By:   The Man-Eating Cow   (Member)

Ron was once a live model for Andy Warhol. Andy was naked during these sessions: Ron, however, was not, much to Andy's disappointment.

 
 Posted:   Mar 4, 2011 - 2:59 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

The Man-Eating Cow was once on a box of Rice Krispies....he was the third krispie from the right just under Crackle's shoe.

 
 Posted:   Mar 4, 2011 - 3:57 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Ron was in 4 films in 1946: MOON OVER MANAGUA, TROPICAL SPITFIRE, and 2 more that are lost.

He won't tell anyone what the other 2 were.

 
 Posted:   Mar 4, 2011 - 4:16 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Ron was in 4 films in 1946: MOON OVER MANAGUA, TROPICAL SPITFIRE, and 2 more that are lost.

He won't tell anyone what the other 2 were.


DavidinBerkeley is the reincarnation of Lupe Velez. Those "other two" films he alluded to above were Velez vehicles in which she seduced and then tortured her leading men. The films were not lost. The camera negatives were destroyed in a private arrangement between the studio (Lopert) and the Legion of Decency.

 
 Posted:   Mar 4, 2011 - 4:24 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Ron was in 4 films in 1946: MOON OVER MANAGUA, TROPICAL SPITFIRE, and 2 more that are lost.

He won't tell anyone what the other 2 were.


DavidinBerkeley is the reincarnation of Lupe Velez. Those "other two" films he alluded to above were Velez vehicles in which she seduced and then tortured her leading men. The films were not lost. The camera negatives were destroyed in a private arrangement between the studio (Lopert) and the Legion of Decency.


Ron secretly has the two known prints of those Velez films, in silver nitrate form. He keeps them in his basement, in a carefully-monitored, climate-controlled room, between his vintage matchbook collection and his fireworks rack.

 
 Posted:   Mar 4, 2011 - 4:29 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Ron was in 4 films in 1946: MOON OVER MANAGUA, TROPICAL SPITFIRE, and 2 more that are lost.

He won't tell anyone what the other 2 were.


DavidinBerkeley is the reincarnation of Lupe Velez. Those "other two" films he alluded to above were Velez vehicles in which she seduced and then tortured her leading men. The films were not lost. The camera negatives were destroyed in a private arrangement between the studio (Lopert) and the Legion of Decency.


Ron secretly has the two known prints of those Velez films, in silver nitrate form. He keeps them in his basement, in a carefully-monitored, climate-controlled room, between his vintage matchbook collection and his fireworks rack.


DavidinBerkeley has b**ts of the soundtracks of those two films, recorded anonymously by Bernard Herrmann.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 4, 2011 - 5:30 PM   
 By:   quiller007   (Member)



Ron Pulliam collects mustache's of deceased actors
and makes hero sandwhich's of them. Today, he is
having Erroll Flynn for lunch.

Den

 
 Posted:   Mar 5, 2011 - 4:36 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

quiller007 thinks that When Harry Met Sally is Woody Allen's best movie.

 
 Posted:   Mar 5, 2011 - 8:57 AM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

Have you seen that famous photograph of a man tightrope walking between the twin towers of the World Trade Center? That was Jim Phelps!

 
 Posted:   Mar 5, 2011 - 9:02 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Adam B. is really Adam West posting here....he uses the "B" to stand for BATMAN

 
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