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 Posted:   Oct 16, 2013 - 12:14 PM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

Ron (squared) have decided that every used envelope in the world will be the new global currency. They are hanging in recycle dumpsters all over the USA "making millions"

 
 Posted:   Oct 16, 2013 - 12:35 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Donna has begun saving UPC codes off her tuna fish cans.

She doesn't know why.

 
 Posted:   Oct 16, 2013 - 2:03 PM   
 By:   Ron Hardcastle   (Member)

Ron Pulliam:

That'll teach me to type without my reading glasses! FYI: With 421 pages of responses to this thread, I think it has about run its course, at least as far as I'm concerned. So vaya con dios! See you elsewhere on the site!

 
 Posted:   Oct 16, 2013 - 2:20 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Ron Hardcastle "says" he's no longer interested in this thread, but we all know that he's going to lurk until someone says just the right thing for him to throw out a retort involving "marshmallows", "Kewpie Dolls" and "female lingerie" to one of us.

 
 Posted:   Oct 16, 2013 - 2:58 PM   
 By:   Ron Hardcastle   (Member)

Ron P: You got me there. But when I saw that you had responded, presumably to what I had written, I couldn't resist coming here to check out what you had written.

My problem is that I'm not into these "WHAT'S THE NAME OF THS MOVIE?" and "WHATS THE NAME OF THIS MOVIE?" and "WHAT'S THE NAME OF THIS MOVIE?" and "WHAT'S THE NAME OF THIS MOVIE?" and "WHAT'S THE NAME OF THIS MOVIE?" and, yet again, "WHAT'S THE NAME OF THIS MOVIE?," or its clones. I'm not claiming that my time is too important to waste on games and that I'm above that, but, to be quite honest with you, this all strikes me as suspiciously like mental masturbation, and I'd prefer to leave that to the experts who seem to have gotten the hang of it far better than I. So no innocuous lies about the person above this. And while we all know I'll check back, I'll try to stick to the forums that deal with matters that drew me to this site in the first place. Take care. And you'll probably want to trim that hair on your palms from time to time.

 
 Posted:   Oct 16, 2013 - 3:11 PM   
 By:   Mark R. Y.   (Member)

Ron H. is away right now watching "The Tree of Life" for his 100th time. smile

 
 Posted:   Oct 16, 2013 - 3:22 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Mark R.Y. is soooo far off in his opinion of one Ron Hardcastle.

 
 Posted:   Oct 16, 2013 - 3:22 PM   
 By:   Ron Hardcastle   (Member)

And you know how much I hate that movie! So that would be cruel and unusual punishment!!! Forgot how this site seems to keep drawing sadists!!!

 
 Posted:   Oct 16, 2013 - 3:38 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Ron Hardcastle has reconfigured and refinished his basement into a nice little...ahem...workout room with manacles on the walls and, um...you know...stuff for stretching people out on and...umm....

 
 Posted:   Oct 16, 2013 - 3:48 PM   
 By:   Ron Hardcastle   (Member)

Yes, Ron, I got my instructions from my pal Hannibal Lecter, whom you fixed me up with when you grew bored by him.

 
 Posted:   Oct 16, 2013 - 3:59 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

I understand that Hannibal invited Ron Hardcastle to dinner very recently. He was asked to bring a nice chianti, but then Ron never showed up.

 
 Posted:   Oct 17, 2013 - 4:21 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Until their reunion in this thread, Ron Pulliam and Ron Hardcastle hadn't spoken to one another since their "Boomer Lizards" singing duo split after a heated argument over their a capela arrangement of "Sister Golden Hair" in 1975.

 
 Posted:   Oct 17, 2013 - 6:41 AM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

Jim's bumper sticker on his Rolls Royce reads "My other car has no bumper stickers".

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 17, 2013 - 2:01 PM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Adam likes them apples.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 18, 2013 - 9:22 AM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

Ever the pioneer, Rick15 just enrolled in a clinical study To Evaluate the Effects of Honey Lemon Cough Drops on Hernia Relief. Review of the protocol indicates that you don't ingest the cough drops; you lie down and allow the study nurse to dump a 100-lb bag of the drops on your stomach!

 
 Posted:   Oct 18, 2013 - 9:53 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Donna has developed the horrendous habit of inhaling licorice fumes. She prefers traditional black licorice fumes over the fruiter red vine fumes.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 18, 2013 - 11:37 AM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

Ron Pulliam is my dealer. We meet behind the xxxxx Arby's every Friday night for my weekend "fix" of black licorice.

 
 Posted:   Oct 18, 2013 - 1:23 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Donna doesn't want anyone outside her "FSM Family" to know about this, but she has been approached about starring as the mother in a remake of "My Mother, the Car".

 
 Posted:   Oct 18, 2013 - 3:11 PM   
 By:   Warlok   (Member)

All thanks to Ron for generously taking time out from his noble campaign to rid us of the profound ineptitudes of Brian Tyler, JNH, Howard Shore, Alan Silvestri, Jesper Kyd, and J. Williams to post here.

Thank you!

 
 Posted:   Oct 18, 2013 - 3:56 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Warlok wears warped, wrinkled wraps.

 
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