to graham- subconsciously this can be true, we for a while forget that these are suppose to be lies. I was going to respond to MR HARDCASTLE to the fact that I have mention my woman or girl many times on the threads, but then I realize he could have thought I was a gay woman. But then I said to myself , wait a minute he is throwing me a lie, of course he knows I am a man.
Let me re-use this one, which I think I used about 6 months ago:
Jim Phelps is the grandfather of swimmer Michael Phelps.
Glad I got that out of the way. Now I can address dan the man. dan, we shouldn't have to go searching for some threads among your 985,000 threads to find the ones in which you revealed that you are indeed a man (so much easier to just check off male in one's profile); but you're right: I was joshing you, because I certainly DO know you're a man (but not, of course, from personal experience). Enough about me. Get back to your FSM life.
Upon me winning the award, Jim will be seen throwing his hands up in the air in disgust and walking out of the ceremony, mumbling something about him deserving to win and the fact that the awards have never been the same since "dan the man" and "Ron Pull.I.am" were added to the selection committee.
His agent will later refute all of this saying that Jim had to leave the ceremony because he was keynote speaker at the Compulsive Liars Annual Dinner.
When dan the man travels by plane, he prefers to use hand luggage only (no waiting for the suitcases at the end of the flight). But he's still stopped at security every time because one bag contains his woman, and the other a giant slot machine. No room even for a toothbrush.