Film Score Monthly
FSM HOME MESSAGE BOARD FSM CDs FSM ONLINE RESOURCES FUN STUFF ABOUT US  SEARCH FSM   
Search Terms: 
Search Within:   search tips 
You must log in or register to post.
  Go to page:    
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 10:23 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

man eating cow sold his soul to the devil for $754 and some hot pockets

 
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 10:23 AM   
 By:   mastadge   (Member)

The Man-Eating Cow once beat a dead horse.

 
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 10:58 AM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

Mastadge once held the Guinness Book of World's Records record for most times listening to an audio cassette.

It was his taped-off-tv version of the score to CAN YOU FEEL ME DANCING? starring Justine Bateman.

 
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 11:31 AM   
 By:   Storyteller   (Member)

Davidinberkley in fact teaches all the children in his neighbor hood how to play the bagpipes in secret to one day totally freak out their parents.

 
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 11:57 AM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

Storyteller once won a newspaper write-in contest. The challenge was to come up with a humorous but inoffensive term for a woman's breasts. His winning entry - Living Earmuffs

 
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 12:35 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

Adam B. lost 4 leading roles in 1995 TV movies to actress Tracey Gold: Stolen Innocence, Beauty's Revenge, Lady Killer, and Sleep, Baby, Sleep.

 
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 12:57 PM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

David Berkeley always puts baby in the corner. always
i think this maybe my favorite thread ever on this site.

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 2:39 PM   
 By:   Paul MacLean   (Member)

Magician was the inspiration for the short-lived 70s Bill Bixby series of the same name.

 
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 3:18 PM   
 By:   David Kessler   (Member)

Paul Maclean is actually the ghost of Alistair Maclean prowling the FSM board to get information to his next yet to be written book about Filmscores turning listeners to demented maniacs...

 
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 3:51 PM   
 By:   Grecchus   (Member)

David Kessler is actually the WWII writer, Sven Hessel. Every day he likes to line up his miniature tabletop armies against each other, all the while spouting hell and damnation at the enemy!

 
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 4:42 PM   
 By:   dogplant   (Member)

Grecchus, descendent of 2nd Century Roman politician and bowling champion Gaius Sempronius Gracchus, masquerades in public life as a purveyor of fine food products in the nutritional health business but privately prefers the company of Vestal Virgins while adorned as an ancient Roman deity, draped in bedsheets and fruit clusters, and dines on quince, wolf nipple chips and wine suckled from an ass's bladder.


Gaius Sempronius Gracchus scores a triple strike
in the Republican Bowling Tournament, 120 B.C.

 
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 5:31 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

Dogplant makes the BEST Baked Alaska in eastern Louisiana.

 
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 6:14 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)



DavidinBerkeley is not really named David nor is he in Berkeley

 
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 6:46 PM   
 By:   Steve Johnson   (Member)

Charlie Thaxton is Irwin Allen's son from a previous ren- dez-vooz.

 
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 7:09 PM   
 By:   mastadge   (Member)

Steve Johnson was my mentor in a previous life, and I his in an even previouser one, and so on to the beginning of time.

 
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 7:12 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Charlie Thaxton is Irwin Allen's son from a previous ren- dez-vooz.

no no...this is supposed to be LIES smile

 
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 7:20 PM   
 By:   Steve Johnson   (Member)

Steve Johnson was my mentor in a previous life, and I his in an even previouser one, and so on to the beginning of time.

Yes. And this is the reason why our reincarnational mentorship will go on until the end of time!

 
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 7:27 PM   
 By:   David Sones (Allardyce)   (Member)

Charlie Thaxton is Irwin Allen's son from a previous ren- dez-vooz.

no no...this is supposed to be LIES smile


That's what I determined when I was going to post that Charles Thaxton is not of this earth. I mean, duh, right? razz

 
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 7:44 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Charlie Thaxton is Irwin Allen's son from a previous ren- dez-vooz.

no no...this is supposed to be LIES smile


That's what I determined when I was going to post that Charles Thaxton is not of this earth. I mean, duh, right? razz


 
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2011 - 9:17 PM   
 By:   Josh Mitchell   (Member)

Charles Thaxton is the Grand Master of the Majestic Order of the Third Nipple, although he secretly only has two.

 
You must log in or register to post.
  Go to page:    
© 2014 Film Score Monthly. All Rights Reserved.