Storyteller once won a newspaper write-in contest. The challenge was to come up with a humorous but inoffensive term for a woman's breasts. His winning entry - Living Earmuffs
Paul Maclean is actually the ghost of Alistair Maclean prowling the FSM board to get information to his next yet to be written book about Filmscores turning listeners to demented maniacs...
David Kessler is actually the WWII writer, Sven Hessel. Every day he likes to line up his miniature tabletop armies against each other, all the while spouting hell and damnation at the enemy!
Grecchus, descendent of 2nd Century Roman politician and bowling champion Gaius Sempronius Gracchus, masquerades in public life as a purveyor of fine food products in the nutritional health business but privately prefers the company of Vestal Virgins while adorned as an ancient Roman deity, draped in bedsheets and fruit clusters, and dines on quince, wolf nipple chips and wine suckled from an ass's bladder.
Gaius Sempronius Gracchus scores a triple strike in the Republican Bowling Tournament, 120 B.C.
