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 Posted:   Jan 20, 2012 - 9:18 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

GOODBYE COLUMBUS-69- Is that not what the Spanish people said in the latter part of the 15th century?---------NIGHT TIDE-61-Doing your wash at night.--------------------------------------------------------------------DAWN OF THE DEAD-78- The morning after you die.------------------------------------------------------WHAT BECAME OF JACK AND JILL-72-I don't know but 9 months later there was a baby crying.-----------------------GOING BESERK-82- Typical day in Washington D.C.------------------------------------------------------ADIOS AMIGO-75-Very common remark made these days in Mexico for people heading north.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 7, 2012 - 7:20 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

A joke a day keeps the doctor away- WHY NOT?GOT A JOKE, WHY NOT PUT IT ON THIS THREAD

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 7, 2012 - 7:20 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

My mother the car-Just like in bed, always runs out of gas at the worst time.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 8, 2012 - 9:42 AM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

UFO-TARGET EARTH-74- this will be easy, right SCOTTY.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 9, 2012 - 11:21 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

GODZILLA VS THE SMOG MONSTER-72- With that breath i don't know who to root for.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 11, 2012 - 9:26 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

In search of Dracula-75- Go to Transylvania

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 12, 2012 - 7:22 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

SOMEBODY UP THERE LIKES ME-56- the tender tale of the astronaut who fell in love with a lady from Venus.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 13, 2012 - 4:25 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN-74-just used silver bullets.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 14, 2012 - 4:58 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN-83- The autobiography of a vinyl record.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 15, 2012 - 9:33 AM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

FOR YOUR EYES ONLY-8I- Said the optometrist to the patient.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 16, 2012 - 7:00 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

DR NO-62- What a bore, said no to everything. Never got anything done. Really dullsville. Never could keep a wife, said no to that too.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 18, 2012 - 7:24 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER-71- what good are they if your not.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 19, 2012 - 7:00 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

MOONRAKER-79- Do they have alot of grass on the moon?

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 20, 2012 - 6:32 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

OCTOPUSSY-83-i was deep sea diving one day when i saw a octupus and , i , nope DAN THE MAN -PG - can't say it.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 21, 2012 - 7:02 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

GOLDFINGER-Gosh oh mighty, thank God people don't have those. Imagine how many people would be walking around with four fingers and the fifth on the black market.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 22, 2012 - 4:54 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE-67- So says DRACULA.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 24, 2012 - 5:12 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

LIVE AND LET DIE-73- So says the funeral parlor manager.

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 25, 2012 - 11:33 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

WITH SIX YOU GET A EGGROLL-68-With 12 what do you get, spare ribs?

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 26, 2012 - 4:54 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

DON'T DRINK THE WATER-69-How many times have people from New Jersey said that?

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 26, 2012 - 4:54 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

DON'T DRINK THE WATER-69-How many times have people from New Jersey said that?

 
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