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 Posted:   Jan 31, 2007 - 11:49 PM   
 By:   Steve Johnson   (Member)

What happens if you are asleep and you are dreaming that you are asleep having a dream and you wake up from the dream that you dream that you are having?

The first thing you see is Rod Serling.

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 4, 2007 - 7:05 PM   
 By:   Greg Bryant   (Member)

Does Hobbes (the tiger in "Calvin & Hobbes") really exist, or is he truly a stuffed animal and a figment of Calvin's imagination?

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 5, 2007 - 12:26 AM   
 By:   The_Mark_of_Score-O   (Member)

Yes.

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 5, 2007 - 1:02 AM   
 By:   Greg Bryant   (Member)

Yes.

That's what I think too.

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 22, 2007 - 11:07 AM   
 By:   Greg Bryant   (Member)

How do you throw away a garbage can? I keep putting my garbage can out for the garbageman, but he won't take it.

 
 Posted:   Feb 22, 2007 - 7:27 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

If Shelly Fabares was such a hitmaker, why didn't she and Elvis Presley sing a duet in Clambake?

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 23, 2007 - 2:17 AM   
 By:   The_Mark_of_Score-O   (Member)

Because you mustn't sing duets in movies with the word "clam" in the title in months ending in the letter "r."

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 23, 2007 - 2:54 AM   
 By:   Batmusicfan   (Member)

If Adam West married Shirley North and they had a baby, would it make it North by North/West?

And here's an oldie, I know they're both deceased: If Alan Funt married Ella Fitzgerald would she want to be known as Ella Funt?

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 23, 2007 - 2:59 AM   
 By:   The_Mark_of_Score-O   (Member)

There is no "Shirley North"; it's Sheree North.

 
 Posted:   Feb 23, 2007 - 4:54 AM   
 By:   JJH   (Member)

which is heavier: the Chrysler building or the Great Pyramid at Giza?

-- stolen off a "Night Court" episode

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 23, 2007 - 9:19 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

There is no "Shirley North"; it's Sheree North.

If we're going to be pedantic, allow me to point out that there are several Shirley Norths.

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 23, 2007 - 10:03 AM   
 By:   Greg Bryant   (Member)

If Adam West married Shirley North and they had a baby, would it make it North by North/West?

And here's an oldie, I know they're both deceased: If Alan Funt married Ella Fitzgerald would she want to be known as Ella Funt?


Oooooooooooooooooooooo

 
 Posted:   Feb 23, 2007 - 11:03 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Because you mustn't sing duets in movies with the word "clam" in the title in months ending in the letter "r."

No answers required!

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 23, 2007 - 4:50 PM   
 By:   The_Mark_of_Score-O   (Member)

which is heavier: the Chrysler building or the Great Pyramid at Giza?

The pyramid, hands down. But only one of them has a giant Quetzlcoatl living up in the belfry.

 
 Posted:   Feb 26, 2007 - 3:36 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Why did Tucker Carlson stop wearing the bowtie?

 
 Posted:   Feb 26, 2007 - 3:54 PM   
 By:   Jehannum   (Member)

How old's Mae West?

How do you cure pip in poultry?

 
 Posted:   May 12, 2007 - 10:24 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Why are there no shutouts in basketball?

 
 Posted:   May 13, 2007 - 7:21 AM   
 By:   WesllDeckers   (Member)

why was this thread revived?

 
 Posted:   May 13, 2007 - 7:22 AM   
 By:   WesllDeckers   (Member)

how do I post a reply?

 
 Posted:   May 13, 2007 - 7:23 AM   
 By:   WesllDeckers   (Member)

why do I always miss the first couple of episodes of a new television series? ...even when rerun?!

 
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