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 Posted:   May 5, 2009 - 6:59 AM   
 By:   Tobias   (Member)

Peter Bogdanovich - one of the most boring, monotone, sleep-inducing commentators ever.

I wish he'd take his stupid Alfred Hitchock impression out behind the barn and shoot it.


Why is it that Bogdanovich can't talk about ANYBODY - Hitch, Welles, Jimmy Stewart - without doing an impression of that person? Is this a medical condition?



A little bit offtopic but what is is with Bogdanovich and film music. The guy (almost) never hires a composer. In fact the only Bogdanovich movie I have seen that has a score composer is the TV-movie Naked City: Killer Christmas but that`s pretty much it. What does he have against using composers?

 
 
 Posted:   May 5, 2009 - 12:00 PM   
 By:   Odlicno   (Member)

Philip Kaufmann's commentary on Invasion of the Bodysnatchers is very good i thought. Burton's on Batman a bit dull.

 
 Posted:   May 5, 2009 - 10:17 PM   
 By:   Accidental Genius   (Member)

Frankenheimer and John Carpenter always make great commentaries.

Completely agree, and I'd add to that list:

Richard Donner - always has fun stories, some interesting technical detail AND tells it like it is.

Disagree re: Peter Bogdanovich, at least on THE SEARCHERS, which is the only one of his I've listened to. Amazing commentary track, made all the more amazing by the fact that he wasn't involved in the making of the film and yet, nonetheless, has great insight. Remember, he's worked with so many amazing filmmakers. Not a big fan of his work myself, but this track is surprisingly great.

Sir Christopher Frayling - his Leone commentary trax are always insightful.

 
 Posted:   May 5, 2009 - 10:36 PM   
 By:   LeHah   (Member)

Richard Donner - always has fun stories, some interesting technical detail AND tells it like it is.

I love his commentary on Goonies but found his Superman commentary a little... boring, I guess.

 
 Posted:   May 6, 2009 - 5:00 AM   
 By:   Ray Worley   (Member)

When I saw the title of this thread the first thing that popped into my head was "Friedkin doing THE EXORCIST". Of course, then I saw that I wasn't the only one.
But really folks, this has to be heard to be believed. It almost seems like an elaborate joke...how could anyone believe that it would be interesting to describe every action in the film and not provide one single bit of information that you could not get just by WATCHING THE FILM? Incredible.

And "Conan"? How many times can you stand to hear Arnold say: "Yah, I remember dat."

On the plus side, one that hasn't been mentioned are the incredibly fun commentaries on CALIGULA (The Imperial Edition). Malcolm McDowell is hysterical, Helen Mirren charming, and the whole experience of listening to the 3?, maybe 4? different commentary tracks is like watching RASHOMON. Everyone has a different version of what happened. Forget the film, its the extras that make this DVD a must-have to learn about an incredible bit of film history. It's 100 times more entertaining than the film itself.

 
 Posted:   Jul 24, 2011 - 12:25 AM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Let us add to this list the commentary of Paul Verhoeven (a filmmaker I like) and Arnold Schwarzenegger (no comment) for TOTAL RECALL.

And the one person I wanted to hear about (Roy Brocksmith, an actor with a plateful of interesting roles in his lifetime) and Verhoeven insists on continuing to tell me OVER AND OVER that this COULD have been a dream, and here is evidence in this scene why......

Schwarzenegger could do little more than talk about what was going to happen next, and "oh, this is a great line!"


Cripes.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 24, 2011 - 3:22 AM   
 By:   Zooba   (Member)

As far as I know, Jerry Goldsmith did only 2 commentaries,

being the PLANET OF THE APES Special Edition which unfortunately did not have an Isolated score Track

and

THE HOLLOW MAN which did have the Isolated Track with Goldsmith talking just before or after the cues.

The most I remember from that, is right at the start, his use of the F Word, saying something like "This is the, What the F's going on kind of Music " when the rat got graphically squished to death. So bloody and disturbing.

I didn't need that visual and didn't want to hear him swear. It's almost the bad way I feel when I hear my sister swear.


Does anyone know of any more "Composer Commentaries" on DVD Movie Release?

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 24, 2011 - 3:34 AM   
 By:   filmusicnow   (Member)

I just wish that those TV stars who haven't seen the episode they're commenting on since who-knows-when would do their homework. Taking the time to watch it once beforehand might improve the quality of their comments. Robert Conrad in the Wild, Wild West pilot comes to mind. He might have avoided saying something like "Nehemiah Persoff didn't do much TV." Yeah, right; when wasn't Persoff on TV!


Wrong, Bob. Nehemiah Persoff did lots of television. He appeared on "Marty" on "Goodyear Television Theater", was the only actor to guest star on all four seasons of "The Untouchables" in different roles (including three episodes as Jake Guzik) and appeared on "The Flying Nun", "Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea", "The Twilight Zone", "Gunsmoke", "Quincy", "Gilligan's Island" and "Marcus Welby M.D.". Apparently Mr. Conrad has taken too many blows to the head from doing all those stunts on "The Wild, Wild West" that it has jumbled his brain cells loose.

 
 Posted:   Jul 24, 2011 - 4:14 AM   
 By:   David Kessler   (Member)

The best commentary I have heard is from John Carpenters the Thing with Russel and Carpenter...
The most dissapointing commmentary, must be from Total Recal, because I heard Arnold got paid alot for doing it but shares shit (atleast we had a goofey Verhoeven there smile )

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 24, 2011 - 3:11 PM   
 By:   Know1   (Member)

Epic Movie commentary is the only dvd commentary of all my dvds that I never listened to - tried and after 15 minutes or so took it out. Total garbage.

 
 Posted:   Jul 24, 2011 - 3:19 PM   
 By:   ToneRow   (Member)

My three top contenders for worst commentary are:

1: Any commentary featuring Mel Brooks. If he is alone, don't listen to it. All he does is talk about how wonderful every one was to work with then says next to nothing...


On a tangent, this is what I thought about the notes John Williams wrote for the back of the MONSIGNOR LP.
Williams mentions how wonderful the London Symphony Orchesta is, and even spotlights leading trumpet player Maurice Murphy.

The notes are barely informative & seem to exist as a commerical plug for the LSO! smile

 
 Posted:   Jul 24, 2011 - 4:05 PM   
 By:   LeHah   (Member)

Found a new one: the commentary on Star Trek (2009). It's obviously suppose to be a little dopey and seat-of-the-pants but Abrams has a very "I did this shot because this is what is cool now" attitude, and there's a guy at his arm that says "You're a genius for this shot..." ever two minutes. I got just past the opening credits before I turns it off, for fear the commentary was going to result in my hearing someone lick another person's sneakers.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 24, 2011 - 5:06 PM   
 By:   quiller007   (Member)

Am I the only person who doesn't enjoy this aspect of dvds?
Trying to watch a movie and listening to audio commentaries
in unison reminds me of a friend I have that used to babble on
and on (and even made wisecracks AT the characters in whatever
movie we were watching) during every movie we'd see together.
Sorry, but I loathe audio commentaries. I'd much rather watch a
nicely edited "making of" documentary or "behind-the-scenes"
featurette. Plus, sitting through the entire movie twice in
a row to hear what few interesting comments are made
is just a major chore. I don't understand the appeal.

Den

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 24, 2011 - 5:20 PM   
 By:   Michael24   (Member)

I never watch it twice in a row. If I'm buying a movie I've already seen before, then I listen to the commentary right away. Otherwise, I'll wait until another time to give it a listen.

However, I think the appeal (and this applies more to some commentaries than others) is because many of them are scene-specific. A lot of talking head documentaries cover the film's production in just sort of a general overview, whereas with a commentary the participates can get more specific about particular scenes and go into details you don't have time for in featurettes. I've heard some bad ones, but many are very informative and fun.

And it's funny LeHah mentioned Stuart Baird's one for Star Trek: Nemesis, because I was going to say his commentary for U.S. Marshals is especially duller than dirt, plus it ends about a good 30-35 minutes before the movie even does! LOL!

 
 Posted:   Jul 24, 2011 - 5:57 PM   
 By:   LeHah   (Member)

Baird's Nemesis commentary is especially embarassing since he obviously doesn't know Trek (he calls Geordi an alien) but then doesn't even know his own movie: Baird says "And now for the famous Star Trek warp speed..." and the ship gently coasts by on thrusters.

 
 Posted:   Jul 24, 2011 - 8:14 PM   
 By:   Mr. Jack   (Member)

Epic Movie commentary is the only dvd commentary of all my dvds that I never listened to - tried and after 15 minutes or so took it out. Total garbage.

Why do you even own Epic Movie in the first place?! eek

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 25, 2011 - 10:43 AM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

Generally speaking i like commentaries and i am glad they came around during the DVD days, how many people gone now would have been nice to hear do one, Peter Cushing, Georges Delurue, Alfred Hitchcock, Christopher Reeve, Vincent Price, on and on, it is also touching with the ones who did it and now are gone, i remember listening to the one Ingrid Pitt did just before she died and then listening to it after she died, really got to me,.Some are better then others, i just hope when DVD leaves us, whatever the format will be they will continue to have commentaries, they are an important historical reference on the people who brought much pleasure to people with their talents. I try to collect the ones i can, so that somebody maybe 30 years from now can hear what Christopher Lee had to say about a film or person, just like how wonderful it would be to hear what James Stewart would have said when making one of his classic westerns.LONG LIVE COMMENTARIES.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 25, 2011 - 11:08 AM   
 By:   haineshisway   (Member)

Since no one has mentioned him, for me the nadir is Dr. Drew Casper, the most annoying, pompous "academic" twit ever. I actually had to stop listening to commentaries, because I don't want to know all that stuff, frankly. I loved The Social Network when I saw it - I loved it a lot less after watching the making of on the blu-ray. It just made me really not like Fincher and his methods and I won't watch the film again until I forget all that stuff. I prefer to watch movies and let the magic remain.

 
 Posted:   Jul 25, 2011 - 11:57 AM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Since no one has mentioned him, for me the nadir is Dr. Drew Casper, the most annoying, pompous "academic" twit ever.

I took classes from Casper back in the early 80's, then heard him again on the commentary for ADVISE AND CONSENT.

It's pretty much the same style as his class lectures, which worked in class (I found him mildly entertaining as a lecturer), but I was bored on the dvd to hear him read text to me out loud.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 25, 2011 - 5:01 PM   
 By:   Marlene   (Member)

"Nemesis" indeed really is one of the worst commentaries ever. Stuart Baird comes along as the most despicable idiotic twit ever. I never forget how he cannot get over the scene with B4s arm giving Patrick Stewart the finger (in his opinion)... for him it seems to be the biggest and best joke ever. What a horrible man. I wonder why he hasnĀ“t directed any movies since then...

My most loved commentary would be the one for "Starship Troopers" - I really wonder why no one has mentioned it yet. Paul Verhoeven is hilarious: he yells, he informs, he argues with the screenwriter (who is very earnest about the whole thing, social commentary etc.)... I love hearing it.

 
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