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Yeah (& I'm sure I posted this before), the killer puts his hands on both sides of the victims head from behind & twists the head to the side (accompanied by the sound of someone breaking a stick of celery), & the guy's dead. Quite ridiculous really, the head never turns more than it could naturally & I read somewhere that's it's impossible to kill someone like that, the neck muscles are too strong.
just saw a particularly egregious example on the CBC drama X COMPANY.
A 90 pound girl basically gave a very large man the kind of neck crack you would get from a chiropractor
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frantic and rough first time sex...
...so the guy and the girl meet in a bar, have a drink and maybe an appetizer -
cut to one or the others apartment and then suddenly they grab at each
others clothing sometimes ripping shirts, pants and dresses in a frantic
attempt to release the wanton desires that have consumed them. Is it love,
lust or just wrestling? I dunno, but I don't like it and I don't believe it.
Tiresome.
reference - Berlin Station
OR, ....the woman mounts the man - both fully dressed - and somehow manages to insert an erect penis into her vagina.
"Well that's a neat trick"
- James Bond in DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER
Last reference ; MARCO POL0 - Netflix A Weinstein Company production
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Asking a simple question or offering a simple answer would've avoided a great deal of conflict, pain and confusion. Forced drama at it's worst.
You mean like this?
Watson rushes into the office yelling :"Holmes, I just found out something important!"
Holmes:" Not now Watson, I am late for an engagement" (he puts on coat and starts out the door)
Watson: "But Holmes this is really important. You will want to hear this"
Holmes: "How many times have I told you Watson; don't bother me when I have to go somewhere..." You can tell me tonite"
Watson: "But...but... but.....
d'oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thor
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Asking a simple question or offering a simple answer would've avoided a great deal of conflict, pain and confusion. Forced drama at it's worst.
You mean like this?
Watson rushes into the office yelling :"Holmes, I just found out something important!"
Holmes:" Not now Watson, I am late for an engagement" (he puts on coat and starts out the door)
Watson: "But Holmes this is really important. You will want to hear this"
Holmes: "How many times have I told you Watson; don't bother me when I have to go somewhere..." You can tell me tonite"
Watson: "But...but... but.....
d'oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Probably more like they do in Thomas Vinterberg's JAGTEN, for example, where every single statement is answered with a reply, or as 'woollen as possible', so that it's taken in the most ambigious and negative way:
-"So, did you molest that child?"
-"Do you really need to ask me that question?"
-"But did you? Can't you just be honest?"
-"Why have we come to this?"
etc.etc.
Really, really annoying...
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Asking a simple question or offering a simple answer would've avoided a great deal of conflict, pain and confusion. Forced drama at it's worst.
You mean like this?
Watson rushes into the office yelling :"Holmes, I just found out something important!"
Holmes:" Not now Watson, I am late for an engagement" (he puts on coat and starts out the door)
Watson: "But Holmes this is really important. You will want to hear this"
Holmes: "How many times have I told you Watson; don't bother me when I have to go somewhere..." You can tell me tonite"
Watson: "But...but... but.....
d'oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or, ending with,
Watson: "But Holmes! LeStrade's been murdered!"
Holmes: "LeStrade murdered? For heaven's sake man, why didn't you say so before?"
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How about someone phoning up a cop with some vital information, "I can't tell you over the phone (why not??), I'll meet you at... You just know that when the cop arrives at the destination, he/she will be there...dead!
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If you had done your research you would know that on June, 11, 2011 I posted this very same cliché!!!!!!
Next time, do your research!!!!
bruce
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I call this one the "crime solvers roundtable" aka "exposition diversity forum"
I don't hate it and its mostly done on ELEMENTARY , a show I like.
AT the climax , the murderer is brought into the police station interview room. Seated are Holmes, Watson, Gregson and Bell.
Holmes starts off describing how they solved the case. After a few sentences Watson picks up right where he left off...
Holmes: We know you did it because your alibi doesn't fit...
Watson: Right, surveilliance footage shows that...
Bell: You weren't where you said you where the night...
Gregson: ..the shooting went down
yu get the drift!
b
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