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 Posted:   May 13, 2007 - 7:24 AM   
 By:   WesllDeckers   (Member)

why can't you see in the dark?

 
 
 Posted:   May 13, 2007 - 8:50 AM   
 By:   MusicMad   (Member)

I understand why, every 4 years, we have to have an extra day in the year but why do they put it in February when the weather's awful and the daylight is short?

Why can't they give us the day in June or July when it's more likely to be warm and sunny?

 
 Posted:   May 14, 2007 - 10:05 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Why are there no animated reality shows?

 
 Posted:   May 14, 2007 - 10:12 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Why is the last episode I see of a TV show always the first one I see when I watch again years later?

 
 Posted:   May 14, 2007 - 10:16 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Why isn't Russian Roulette submitted as an "Xtreme Sport"?

 
 
 Posted:   May 14, 2007 - 10:23 AM   
 By:   Greg Bryant   (Member)

Why is the last episode I see of a TV show always the first one I see when I watch again years later?

How is it that whenever I happen to cruise across an episode of the X-Files, it's always that one about the insects blowing in through the air vents of the car?

 
 Posted:   May 14, 2007 - 11:55 AM   
 By:   WesllDeckers   (Member)

why can't I concentrate on my work today?

 
 
 Posted:   May 14, 2007 - 7:00 PM   
 By:   The_Mark_of_Score-O   (Member)

Knowledge that Asteroid 99942 Apophis may strike the Earth in 2036?

 
 Posted:   May 15, 2007 - 5:45 AM   
 By:   WesllDeckers   (Member)

was that a question?

...what is a question? and why do we ask them?

 
 
 Posted:   May 16, 2007 - 4:25 PM   
 By:   Cricket853   (Member)

Well, here are the really stupid questions that we have all probably asked. In my case, my kids are sitting down doing their homework, and what do I ask? "Hey, are you doing your homework?". Or, they are eating their breakfast and I ask, "Are you eating breakfast?" These invite the "duh" response followed by outrageous answers (no more outrageous than my question) that has visions of disrespect written all over them.

 
 Posted:   May 17, 2007 - 3:25 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Why aren't people ever invited to attend a divorce?

 
 Posted:   May 17, 2007 - 3:27 PM   
 By:   WesllDeckers   (Member)

why does the phone always ring when I'm about to leave home (and am late already)?

 
 Posted:   May 17, 2007 - 3:28 PM   
 By:   WesllDeckers   (Member)

why don't feel I sorry for Paris Hilton?

(and why did I think a couple of years ago that she was just a hotel - as her name implied?)

 
 Posted:   May 17, 2007 - 4:02 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

If money and fame are the keys to happiness, why are so many wealthy celebrities miserable?

 
 Posted:   May 17, 2007 - 4:52 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Why are there still yuppies?

 
 Posted:   May 17, 2007 - 8:48 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?

 
 Posted:   May 21, 2007 - 2:31 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Why aren't senior citizens ever featured in beer commercials?

 
 Posted:   May 21, 2007 - 5:34 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Where, Thor, art thou?

 
 
 Posted:   May 21, 2007 - 6:15 PM   
 By:   The_Mark_of_Score-O   (Member)

The best moot question/answer exchange I think I've ever read was posed on a law-school essay test that pushed up against the frontiers of philosophy:

Q: Is this a question?

A: Yes, if this is an answer.

The student who responded with the above received the highest grade in his class.

 
 Posted:   May 27, 2007 - 6:03 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Why is the person on the cell phone near you always the one doing the talking, and never the listening?

 
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