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 Posted:   Aug 13, 2010 - 9:34 PM   
 By:   DeputyRiley   (Member)

This is fuckin sweeeeeeeeeeeeet

 
 Posted:   Aug 13, 2010 - 9:39 PM   
 By:   DeputyRiley   (Member)

I'm sorry, I just keep finding some great shit

There are some damn clever people out there doing all the hard work so I can be lazy and just watch:

 
 Posted:   Aug 13, 2010 - 9:43 PM   
 By:   DeputyRiley   (Member)



 
 Posted:   Aug 13, 2010 - 10:32 PM   
 By:   Holly Mitchell   (Member)

I just replied, but it did not post...oh well. I have two neighbours yellin' at each other...and I'm watchin' Part V. Who cares...

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 14, 2010 - 12:27 AM   
 By:   Michael24   (Member)

I'd rather play Sissi's game (from Part 7) where Jason is the Jack of clubs and you shuffle him up in a deck of cards and divide the cards into different stacks which represent cabins and you try not to end up dead...I wonder if that'd actually be fun.

I always wished she hadn't been interrupted so we could hear exactly how to play the game, because it sounds pretty neat. A couple years ago during a Jasonathon, my friend and I tried to figure out our own way to play such a game, but just couldn't get it to work. frown

 
 Posted:   Aug 14, 2010 - 3:52 AM   
 By:   Freejack   (Member)

I just loved this clip that shows an ordinary day in a psychopaths life. big grin



 
 Posted:   Aug 14, 2010 - 5:13 AM   
 By:   David Kessler   (Member)

Which Friday the 13th movies are these quotes from?

1) "If you're a woman, don't use perfume. And uh...keep clean during your menstrual cycles."
2) "Okay, you guys, you know what? Get the hell outta here and come back when you're more focused."
3) "Planning on smoking a little dope, having premarital sex, and getting slaughtered?"
4) "He thinks that's funny. He thinks that's a funny thing he's doing."
5) "I'm cold." -- "Why don't we crawl in the sack?" -- "Why don't you fix the fire?" -- "There's no wood." -- "We're in a forest!"
6) "You realize of course that I gave up an opportunity to spend the weekend with Mary Jo Conrad."
7) "Hi girl! Excuse me, hi boy! Hey, you speak English?"
8) "Oooooh...it's the damn enchiladas!!!"
9) "Where'd the road go? I can't find the road. Kathleen, you led me astray."
10) "Give me your hand." -- "What?" -- "Your hand. Give it to me."
11) "Would you be yourself...if you looked like this?"
12) "When did you do this?" -- "Last night." -- "Do I really look like this?" -- "You did last night!"
13) "Why don't you stare at this for awhile, you ugly bastard."
14) "Hahaha, I was great!"
15) "Ok, here goes. I grew up in Pittsburgh, I used to hang out with a real bad crowd, then my dad kicked me out, and now I go to night school."


1. Paul Holt Part 2
2. Couple in Jason X
3. Steven Part 9 JGTH
4. Jimbo Part 4
5. Dan to Judy Part 7
6. Ned Part 1 (not sure about this)
7. Freddy Vs Jason perhaps (not positive)
8. Damon Part 5
9. Martin the caretaker Part 6
10. The Remake??
11. Shelly Part 3
12. Fuck I should know this!!! Andy and Debbie Part 3...
13. Guard Jason X
14.Probably one of the kids from Jason X???
15. Part 8 (what´s his name to Rennie)????

 
 Posted:   Aug 14, 2010 - 5:18 AM   
 By:   David Kessler   (Member)

Actually saw Part 5 last night...it´s OK, should be more violent deaths in it...
I wanted to see what happened to Matt or the Uncle how they died, and Pam should crawl around in the mud some more wink

 
 Posted:   Aug 14, 2010 - 8:38 AM   
 By:   DeputyRiley   (Member)

Actually saw Part 5 last night...it´s OK, should be more violent deaths in it...
I wanted to see what happened to Matt or the Uncle how they died, and Pam should crawl around in the mud some more wink


I'm often annoyed at how the filmmakers' in the F13 series cheat by not showing deaths. I do strongly feel that the power of suggestion can be just as scary as a gory death (Halloween comes to mind), but when you spend suspenseful minutes during the "stalk" aspect of "stalk and slash" and then don't deliver, it's like building up to a joke for 3 minutes and not deliving the punchline. I always wanted to see Brenda's death from Part 1 and Mrs. Jarvis' death in Part 4. I strongly emphasize, this is not because I'm a sicko, but because they spend so much time building up the "stalk-and-slash" moment before their death, but they completely leave out the "and-slash" part. I feel a lil' cheated, and plus I want to see the deaths just to stick it to the fucked-up censor-mad MPAA morons. Not to mention many FX wizards spend days or weeks crafting makeup and gore effects only to watch their hard work go down the drain, that really sucks. Plus I really wanted to see the unedited Dr. "Bad News" Crews death -- he was such a loathsome character I wanted to see that weedwhacker take its toll. They should've also shown Shelly's death and the acquisition of hockey mask, IMO. I heard Violet's death (in Part 5) is much, much worse, featuring insertion of machete into a woman part. Part 7 is infamously known as the most-censored of all the films, even though it has more blood than Part 8. I think Buechler and his team worked really hard to create incredible makeup FX in Part 7, and it's sad to see it fall at the hands of pretentious "decency" corrupt cops.

 
 Posted:   Aug 14, 2010 - 8:57 AM   
 By:   DeputyRiley   (Member)

Which Friday the 13th movies are these quotes from?

6) "You realize of course that I gave up an opportunity to spend the weekend with Mary Jo Conrad."
7) "Hi girl! Excuse me, hi boy! Hey, you speak English?"
10) "Give me your hand." -- "What?" -- "Your hand. Give it to me."
12) "When did you do this?" -- "Last night." -- "Do I really look like this?" -- "You did last night!"
14) "Hahaha, I was great!"
15) "Ok, here goes. I grew up in Pittsburgh, I used to hang out with a real bad crowd, then my dad kicked me out, and now I go to night school."


6. Ned Part 1 (not sure about this)
7. Freddy Vs Jason perhaps (not positive)
10. The Remake??
12. Fuck I should know this!!! Andy and Debbie Part 3...
14.Probably one of the kids from Jason X???
15. Part 8 (what´s his name to Rennie)????



9/15 David! Great guesses. I wonder if I'd be able to solve as many of these as you have. You are the default quote king...as no one else is taking a "stab." I'm glad to see you return, you were an integral part of the F13 party yesterday!

6) Rick to Chris, while moving bales of hay and showing off his muscles.
7) Annie, stopping at the gas station on her way to Camp Crystal Lake, petting the dog and asking for directions from him.
10) The Duke, in his jail cell, asking Stephen to "pay the price" for information on how to kill Jason.
12) Alice to Steve Christie as he looks at her drawings while she works on the gutter. Did you know Alice is an accomplished artist in real life? Interestingly, and quite sadly, her role in F13 spawned a psycho stalker who terrorized her at her residence in NYC. It really messed with her. In the colossal DVD documentary "His Name Was Jason," she recounts the tale, and gets very teary. It's so sad. She shows some of her artwork, including artwork that she created after the stalker incident, and you can clearly see that her tastes went darker as she was in a dark place, and a lot of her paintings reflected her traumatized state of mind.

There was also an interesting story about how, when Samantha was naked in the raft in Part 4, the director Joseph Zito was demanding take after take after take and she was so cold in the raft she developed hypothermia, and Zito still insisted they continue shooting. The actor who played Jason, Ted White, nobly interrupted shooting (a truly classy guy) and gave Zito hell for treating her that way.

Also, Danny Steinemann, the director of Part 5, had previously directed a porn movie, which I think explains the ridiculously gratuitous nudity and the sex scene in the woods...not, ummm, that I'm really complaining...

14) Jimbo, after sleeping with the twin, when he shows her panties to Teddy bear. He laughs his goofy Tom-Hanks-in-The-Money-Pit laugh, and proclaims "I was great!"
15) Nick to Tina, while bonding next to the lake, skipping stones.

smile

 
 Posted:   Aug 14, 2010 - 9:05 AM   
 By:   DeputyRiley   (Member)

So everybody, how many F13s did you make it through yesterday (or today as well)?

I watched Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 and Part 6. No sleep, but then, I'd be afraid to. wink

 
 Posted:   Aug 14, 2010 - 9:28 AM   
 By:   DeputyRiley   (Member)

Okay Mr. Kessler, it's no longer Friday the 13th and you're probably sick of showing off your quote-identifying talent, but here's a few closing quotes for you to identify...if you're up to the challenge???!!! (Warning, the skill level has now gone from "intermediate" to "expert" -- anyone else can join in, or are you all too afraid to stand up to the Quote King?)

Final Round -- Which Friday the 13th movies are these quotes from?

1) "Do me a favor: don't kiss me when there's people around, ok?"
2) "We're gonna scare him." -- "We're gonna scare him?"
3) "I stabbed him in the heart with a poker and the son of a bitch still lived!"
4) "Didn't your momma teach you manners? If you want something, you ask...nice."
5) "Sex all you ever think about?" -- "No, no, absolutely not. Sometimes I just think about kissing women."
6) "I'm real bitch when I wake up." -- "Did you just wake up?"
7) "Actually, I was thinking of taking a swim. Seems a bit close in here for me."
8) "I want to be with you.......I really do wanna be with you......I......wanna m-make love with you."
9) "Will you look at this? The party hasn't even started and already this place looks like closing time at the stock exchange."
10) "If this is as exciting as it gets, we're in big trouble, dude."
11) "I thought you were gonna quit." -- "I only smoke when I'm drinking." -- "But you're always drinking." -- "Yeah well I'll work on that next."
12) "Are you looking for this? Because, uh...it completes your outfit."
13) "These kids smoke better dope than I do."
14) "Nobody wants to die." -- "Well that's a freakin fact...least of all us."
15) "Someone left the front door open." -- "Well, we're in the country." -- "What happens if a psycho wanders in?"
16) "But...then he's still out there."
17) "Think your going to last all summer?" -- "I don't know if I'm going to last all week."
18) "Yeah, sure...we'll talk. Bitch."
19) "He was nothin' but a big ol' pussy anyway."
20) FREEBIE! (classic line) "Hey, Ted, where's that corkscrew? You know, that fancy corkscrew for the wine bottle? Ted. Ted? TED! HEY, TED, where the hell is the corkscrew?"

smile

 
 Posted:   Aug 14, 2010 - 4:17 PM   
 By:   David Kessler   (Member)

Okay Mr. Kessler, it's no longer Friday the 13th and you're probably sick of showing off your quote-identifying talent, but here's a few closing quotes for you to identify...if you're up to the challenge???!!! (Warning, the skill level has now gone from "intermediate" to "expert" -- anyone else can join in, or are you all too afraid to stand up to the Quote King?)

Final Round -- Which Friday the 13th movies are these quotes from?

1) "Do me a favor: don't kiss me when there's people around, ok?"
2) "We're gonna scare him." -- "We're gonna scare him?"
3) "I stabbed him in the heart with a poker and the son of a bitch still lived!"
4) "Didn't your momma teach you manners? If you want something, you ask...nice."
5) "Sex all you ever think about?" -- "No, no, absolutely not. Sometimes I just think about kissing women."
6) "I'm real bitch when I wake up." -- "Did you just wake up?"
7) "Actually, I was thinking of taking a swim. Seems a bit close in here for me."
8) "I want to be with you.......I really do wanna be with you......I......wanna m-make love with you."
9) "Will you look at this? The party hasn't even started and already this place looks like closing time at the stock exchange."
10) "If this is as exciting as it gets, we're in big trouble, dude."
11) "I thought you were gonna quit." -- "I only smoke when I'm drinking." -- "But you're always drinking." -- "Yeah well I'll work on that next."
12) "Are you looking for this? Because, uh...it completes your outfit."
13) "These kids smoke better dope than I do."
14) "Nobody wants to die." -- "Well that's a freakin fact...least of all us."
15) "Someone left the front door open." -- "Well, we're in the country." -- "What happens if a psycho wanders in?"
16) "But...then he's still out there."
17) "Think your going to last all summer?" -- "I don't know if I'm going to last all week."
18) "Yeah, sure...we'll talk. Bitch."
19) "He was nothin' but a big ol' pussy anyway."
20) FREEBIE! (classic line) "Hey, Ted, where's that corkscrew? You know, that fancy corkscrew for the wine bottle? Ted. Ted? TED! HEY, TED, where the hell is the corkscrew?"

smile


I´ll give it a fast shot here:

1. FvsJ (boyfriend Trent to Gibb??)
2. part 6 (Darren to Lizabeth in VW)
3. JGTH (Steven or Diana)
4. part 3 (biker to Vera)
5. part 1 (jack maybee??) or Part 5??
6. FvsJ (Kelly Rowan Kia to Linderman)
7. part 4 (Samantha)
8. part 5 (the studdering guy)
9. part 7 (its a birtdayparty in this one)
10. part 6 (kids when Cort showing camplife)
11. FvsJ (Gibb)
12. Remake (Chewie)
13. Part 1 (Sheriff)
14. Jason X (Janessa or Kinsa I think)
15. part 4 (Mrs Jarvis)
16. part 1 (Alice to Cops, featured in part 2 too)
17. part 2 (maybee Ginny to Paul or someone else)
18. part 3 (Shelly to Vera)
19. JGTH (Jason about himself *LOL*)
20. part 4 (Did Jimbo ever find it *L*)


thanx for a great sport and I hope that I have shown my Friday geekiness *LOL*

 
 Posted:   Aug 14, 2010 - 4:34 PM   
 By:   DeputyRiley   (Member)

Final Round -- Which Friday the 13th movies are these quotes from?

1) "Do me a favor: don't kiss me when there's people around, ok?"
5) "Sex all you ever think about?" -- "No, no, absolutely not. Sometimes I just think about kissing women."
6) "I'm real bitch when I wake up." -- "Did you just wake up?"
13) "These kids smoke better dope than I do."
14) "Nobody wants to die." -- "Well that's a freakin fact...least of all us."
17) "Think your going to last all summer?" -- "I don't know if I'm going to last all week."

I´ll give it a fast shot here:

1. FvsJ (boyfriend Trent to Gibb??)
5. part 1 (jack maybee??) or Part 5??
6. FvsJ (Kelly Rowan Kia to Linderman)
13. Part 1 (Sheriff)
14. Jason X (Janessa or Kinsa I think)
17. part 2 (maybee Ginny to Paul or someone else)


14/20 m'man. Nice job with #18, I was hoping to stump you with that one.

1. Reggie to Gramps (Part 5) right before they eat breakfast.
5. Yes, Part 1, but Marcy to Ned in the pickup truck as Marcy, Jack, and Ned drive to Camp Crystal Lake.
6. Janessa and Tsunaron
13. Paul Holt to Ginny when they're searching the cabin after everyone's been murdered.
14. Darren and Lisbeth
17. Bill and Alice setting up camp.



See you again Friday, May 13th, 2011!

 
 Posted:   Aug 14, 2010 - 4:39 PM   
 By:   David Kessler   (Member)

see ya next year Debuty Voorhees smile

 
 Posted:   Aug 14, 2010 - 4:53 PM   
 By:   Holly Mitchell   (Member)

See you again Friday, May 13th, 2011!

Boo! I cannot believe we have to wait that long. But alas, Hallows Eve will be here in a few!!

Loved all the quotes, too. Had fun going thru the posts and trying to figure out who said 'what' and from what 'part.'

And one quote that just has me giggling since last eve:

"Chris: Shelly, why aren't you at the lake with everybody else?

Shelly: Oh, they said they were going skinny-dipping. I'm not skinny enough."


Shelly has GOT to be one of thee most pathetic characters in F-13 history!!!! I think I actually laughed when Mr. Jason gave him a piece of just due!

 
 Posted:   Aug 14, 2010 - 4:58 PM   
 By:   DeputyRiley   (Member)

see ya next year Debuty Voorhees smile

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Deputy Riley: The boy...is he dead, too?
Tierney: Who?
Deputy Riley: The boy. David Kessler.
Tierney: David Kessler?
Deputy Riley: In the Friday the 13th thread, the one... the one who identified all those quotes...the one who pulled me underneath the water!
Tierney: Deputy, we didn't find any boy.




Deputy Riley: But...then he's still out there...




wink


 
 Posted:   Aug 14, 2010 - 5:08 PM   
 By:   Holly Mitchell   (Member)



Deputy Riley: The boy...is he dead, too?
Tierney: Who?
Deputy Riley: The boy. David Kessler.
Tierney: David Kessler?
Deputy Riley: In the Friday the 13th thread, the one... the one who identified all those quotes...the one who pulled me underneath the water!
Tierney: Deputy, we didn't find any boy.
Deputy Riley: But...then he's still out there...



...I had this as my FB profile pic for the last few days...LOL!





 
 Posted:   Aug 14, 2010 - 5:13 PM   
 By:   DeputyRiley   (Member)

See you again Friday, May 13th, 2011!

Boo! I cannot believe we have to wait that long. But alas, Hallows Eve will be here in a few!!

Loved all the quotes, too. Had fun going thru the posts and trying to figure out who said 'what' and from what 'part.'

And one quote that just has me giggling since last eve:

"Chris: Shelly, why aren't you at the lake with everybody else?

Shelly: Oh, they said they were going skinny-dipping. I'm not skinny enough."


Shelly has GOT to be one of thee most pathetic characters in F-13 history!!!! I think I actually laughed when Mr. Jason gave him a piece of just due!



Oh yes, Holly, for better or worse, I will be livin' it up in a Halloween thread in a few months, posting a ridiculous amount of nerd-esque Michael Myers love.

Given your feelings on Shelly, is this Josh on the right and you on the left with makeup and a bald wig?...



...but he actually turned out pretty well!

 
 Posted:   Aug 14, 2010 - 5:14 PM   
 By:   DeputyRiley   (Member)

...I had this as my FB profile pic for the last few days...LOL!



Uh, yeah...Jason?...you got a little something right there...no, on the left side, a little higher...there, you got it.

 
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