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 Posted:   Apr 22, 2011 - 7:47 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

That's how random guy and I met, actually. He was minor elf #34 who was pulled off one of Helm's Deep's parapets and hurled to the mob of orcs below.

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 22, 2011 - 8:00 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Ron has never heard of a film composer named 'John Williams'.

 
 Posted:   Apr 22, 2011 - 8:03 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Rick15 once shoved beans up his nose to see how many would fit. That's why he now resembles Jimmy Durante.

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 22, 2011 - 8:21 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Ron thinks he's too sexy for this messageboard, too sexy for this messageboard, no way he's disco dancing!

He's a model, you know what I mean, and he does his little turn on the catwalk.

 
 Posted:   Apr 22, 2011 - 8:57 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Rick15 lives in a clichéd universe where he's the last of his kind, works as a cop on the edge, is a single guy with old chinese food in his fridge, and has a black sidekick that's getting too old for this poop

 
 Posted:   Apr 22, 2011 - 9:00 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Rick15 lives in a clichéd universe where he's the last of his kind, works as a cop on the edge, is a single guy with old chinese food in his fridge, and has a sassy black sidekick that everyone wants to shut up

Random Guy believes that Carly Simon wrote "You're So Vain" about him instead of Warren Beatty. Rick15 and I both know it's about "me".

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 22, 2011 - 9:16 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

When not looking at himself in the mirror, Ron likes to watch movies and note the number of times the word "THE" is used in them.

He intends to publish his findings in the near future.

 
 Posted:   Apr 22, 2011 - 9:20 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Rick15 once owed a gun shop called "gunpoint" but was forced to rename due to people getting shot or robbed at his store constantly

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 22, 2011 - 9:27 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Random Guy was cast as "person in background no. 15" in Spiderman.

He made his way up to "person in background no.6" by Spiderman 3.

 
 Posted:   Apr 22, 2011 - 9:38 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Rick15 woke up this morning with a horse's head in his bed. naturally he was pissed because he specifically asked for a cow's head

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 22, 2011 - 10:08 AM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

Random Guy deliberately puts his shoes on the wrong feet as a conversation/icebreaker at parties.

 
 Posted:   Apr 22, 2011 - 10:19 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Since Donna could not pursue a career as a "Jeannie" (lack of appropriate lamp), she became interested in bean counting.

That is why Donna is now employed by the Great Northern Bean Company, although she doesn't particularly like being in the accounting department and has not yet counted any beans.

 
 Posted:   Apr 22, 2011 - 11:01 AM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

Ron's vanity license plate reads - RONLUVFSM

 
 Posted:   Apr 22, 2011 - 11:13 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Adam B use to work at the male version of the bunny ranch. for $1200 per hour he slept with women, for $2000 he asked them how their day was wink

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 22, 2011 - 11:49 AM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

Random Guy is my "Guy Friday" and counts all my beans for me.

 
 Posted:   Apr 22, 2011 - 12:15 PM   
 By:   DOGBELLE   (Member)

Random Guy is my "Guy Friday" and counts all my beans for me.

HEY random guy! did you know that Donna love's fava beans?

 
 Posted:   Apr 22, 2011 - 12:33 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

FSM and SAE wouldn't come up yesterday because Dogbelle got the bright idea to post a video of Farmer Kendall's avatar flying through the 2001 Stargate on the Amazon homepage.

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 22, 2011 - 1:06 PM   
 By:   The Man-Eating Cow   (Member)

DavidinBerkeley owns a lovely lavender tutu. If you ask him nicely, he'll put it on an dance to a suite from "Swan Lake" for you. It's especially fetching because he doesn't shave his back. He often wears it to Halloween parties at the local leather bar.

 
 Posted:   Apr 22, 2011 - 1:20 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

The Man-Eating Cow is a stalker of DavidinBerkeley, just in cause anyone wondered how he knows so much about DiB's back hair, tutu and hangouts.

 
 Posted:   Apr 22, 2011 - 1:38 PM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Ron P suffers from Lukasittes. a rare disease caused by prolonged exposure to the FSM boards. symptoms include getting depressed when you see people post pictures of their Elfman boxset, and trying to figure out how in the hell Gustavo has 2 oscars and Goldsmith only 1

scientist are yet to find a cure wink

 
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