The Man-Eating Cow is a stalker of DavidinBerkeley, just in cause anyone wondered how he knows so much about DiB's back hair, tutu and hangouts.
OFF-TOPIC (kinda): Isn't this topic supposed to be about lies? I'm winkin' at you, David!
ON TOPIC: random guy was born without opposable thumbs. He had bionic thumbs placed on his hands when he was a teenager. The US government code-name for him is "The $111.47 Man".
TMEC was HUGELY disappointed when the local chapter of the Jets and Sharks couldn't sing, dance, or crack wise worth a damn. Once more proving TMEC's strongly-held belief that reality is a bunch of crap.
Jim Phelps was the original grassy knoll. Hollowed out, with a periscope, and a wooden framework overlaid with synthetic lawn. He thought he'd get a great view that way.
Afterwards, he was so embarrassed, he just slipped away and left it there. It's still there. birdwatchers use it.
During a brief time of being homeless, WilliamDMcCrum used to hold up a homemade sign at traffic intersections which read "WILL WORK FOR MOVIE SOUNDTRACK CDS. NO CASH PLEASE" He got a used copy of Top Gun and Footloose.
Rick once had a passionate affair with one of the brides of Dracula. the affair was abruptly ended when she was killed by Van Helsing. Rick has since moved on and is currently having an affair with the bride of Frankenstein.
