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 Posted:   Apr 22, 2011 - 2:50 PM   
 By:   The Man-Eating Cow   (Member)

The Man-Eating Cow is a stalker of DavidinBerkeley, just in cause anyone wondered how he knows so much about DiB's back hair, tutu and hangouts.

OFF-TOPIC (kinda): Isn't this topic supposed to be about lies? I'm winkin' at you, David!

ON TOPIC: random guy was born without opposable thumbs. He had bionic thumbs placed on his hands when he was a teenager. The US government code-name for him is "The $111.47 Man".

 Posted:   Apr 23, 2011 - 9:41 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

TMEC was HUGELY disappointed when the local chapter of the Jets and Sharks couldn't sing, dance, or crack wise worth a damn. Once more proving TMEC's strongly-held belief that reality is a bunch of crap.

 Posted:   Apr 23, 2011 - 12:05 PM   
 By:   WILLIAMDMCCRUM   (Member)

Jim Phelps was the original grassy knoll. Hollowed out, with a periscope, and a wooden framework overlaid with synthetic lawn. He thought he'd get a great view that way.

Afterwards, he was so embarrassed, he just slipped away and left it there. It's still there. birdwatchers use it.

 Posted:   Apr 23, 2011 - 2:06 PM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

During a brief time of being homeless, WilliamDMcCrum used to hold up a homemade sign at traffic intersections which read "WILL WORK FOR MOVIE SOUNDTRACK CDS. NO CASH PLEASE" He got a used copy of Top Gun and Footloose.

 Posted:   Apr 23, 2011 - 3:36 PM   
 By:   The Man-Eating Cow   (Member)

Adam B. saw his daddy kissing Santa Claus.

 Posted:   Apr 23, 2011 - 4:05 PM   
 By:   theOzman   (Member)

The Man-Eating Cow stole a babies pacifier and then ran off to sign back up with Run DMC.

 Posted:   Apr 23, 2011 - 6:35 PM   
 By:   Jeyl   (Member)

theozman owns the Unrated Edition of the "Cat in the Hat" movie.

 Posted:   Apr 24, 2011 - 4:10 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Jeyl is enshrined in the drug mule hall of fame.

 Posted:   Apr 24, 2011 - 4:35 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Jim was moved to tears by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's performance in The Fast and The Furious 5.

He is currently writing a screenplay to have Dwayne star in a remake of Moulin Rouge. (As Nicole Kidman's character).

 Posted:   Apr 24, 2011 - 4:50 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Rick15's brown, orange, and avocado green apartment makes the Brady Bunch house look timeless by comparison.

 Posted:   Apr 24, 2011 - 5:10 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Jim wants to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony....

 Posted:   Apr 24, 2011 - 5:18 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Rick15 is the official pariah of Pepsi Generation.

 Posted:   Apr 24, 2011 - 5:25 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

On the personal page of Jim's on-line dating website, he lists collecting bellybutton lint as a hobby.

 Posted:   Apr 24, 2011 - 5:27 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Rick15 gets visibly annoyed when he hears people call Australia a continent; he thinks they're saying incontinent.

 Posted:   Apr 24, 2011 - 5:32 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Jim is about to set sail on a journey to prove to all the naysayers that the world is flat.

 Posted:   Apr 24, 2011 - 6:17 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Rick once had a passionate affair with one of the brides of Dracula. the affair was abruptly ended when she was killed by Van Helsing. Rick has since moved on and is currently having an affair with the bride of Frankenstein.

 Posted:   Apr 24, 2011 - 6:25 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

And I can tell you THAT ain't working out.

RG separates each colour in M&M packets before eating the red ones first.

 Posted:   Apr 24, 2011 - 6:34 AM   
 By:   The Man-Eating Cow   (Member)

In a dystopian future in which no one can live past their 30th birthday, Rick15 is a Sandman, hunting for Logan5.

 Posted:   Apr 24, 2011 - 6:41 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

All MEC wants for Christmas is his two front teeth

(Poor, I know, but I'm getting very tired. Only had 3 hours sleeplast night thanks to the Easter Bunny)

 Posted:   Apr 24, 2011 - 6:54 AM   
 By:   The Man-Eating Cow   (Member)

The Easter Bunny had his way with Rick15 last night.

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