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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
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There once was a man who did not speak very good english who went to the drugstore to pick up some aspirin. After leaving the store he got on the bus. However while on the bus he realize he didn't have his aspirins, In upset manner in broken English he yelled, my aspirin[it sounded like assburn]. The bus driver turned around and said, stick it out the window and cool it off.
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George is walking down the street one morning when he runs into his doctor.
"Oh my God, George," says the doctor. "I have some bad news and some worse news! Which do you want first?"
George thinks for a minute and says, "Gee, doc. I guess, give me the bad news first."
"Okay, George, here goes. Your tests came back and you only have 24 hours to live."
George is stunned. "Jeepers, what could be worse than that?!"
"We'll," says the doctor, "I couldn't reach you yesterday, when the tests came back!"
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2 drunks sitting at the bar...one glances across the bar then looks at his buddy and says "Hey, check out those 2 idiots over there, that's us in ten years!" And his buddy says "That's a mirror, dumbass!"
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So there's these two cannibals eating a clown and one cannibal turns to the other and says, "You think its starting to taste funny?"
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