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 Posted:   Apr 25, 2011 - 10:25 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

The Man-Eating Cow is one of a growing number of people to have interaction with UFOs. A flyby this weekend saw aliens in smaller UFO craft collecting DNA samples from various humans in M-EC's area...DNA they hope will improve their gene pool. Despite his running after them from house to house, they somehow managed to elude direct contact with him.

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 25, 2011 - 10:37 AM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

Ron P taught Pig Latin to graduate students at NYU in 1999. His semester lasted only 2 hours, which included writing his name on the blackboard, handing out final exams and presenting grades.

 
 Posted:   Apr 25, 2011 - 12:27 PM   
 By:   DOGBELLE   (Member)

On a waggon bound for market
there`s a calf with a mournful eye.
High above him there`s a swallow,
winging swiftly through the sky.
How the winds are laughing,
they laugh with all their might.
Laugh and laugh the whole day through,
and half the summer`s night.
Donna, Donna, Donna, Donna; Donna, Donna, Donna, Don.
Donna, Donna, Donna, Donna; Donna, Donna, Donna, Don.
"Stop complaining!“ said the farmer,
Who told you a calf to be ?
Why don`t you have wings to fly with,
like the swallow so proud and free?“ + Chorus
Calves are easily bound and slaughtered,
never knowing the reason why.
But whoever treasures freedom,
like the swallow has learned to fly. + Chorus

Donna sings this song while buying veal

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 25, 2011 - 12:44 PM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

Dogbelle used to be Burt Bacharach, but decided to write music and lyrics people could actually listen to without needing a pacemaker adjustment. (Wait! was that Steven Sondheim?)

 
 Posted:   Apr 25, 2011 - 5:18 PM   
 By:   DOGBELLE   (Member)

Dogbelle used to be Burt Bacharach, but decided to write music and lyrics people could actually listen to without needing a pacemaker adjustment. (Wait! was that Steven Sondheim?)



no Donna
it was this man

 
 Posted:   Apr 25, 2011 - 8:19 PM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

Dogbelle holds The Starland Vocal Band in higher regard than any film composer he can think of.

 
 Posted:   Apr 26, 2011 - 6:57 AM   
 By:   Warlok   (Member)

Adam B. was The Stand-in... but as it was, things did eventually work out with Eve.

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 26, 2011 - 8:07 AM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

Warlock has just signed on to be the lead in "Dr. Kildare...then and now"

 
 Posted:   Apr 26, 2011 - 8:15 AM   
 By:   WILLIAMDMCCRUM   (Member)

Donna has just signed a contract to launch a new line of lingerie featuring pictures of film-composers on front and back.

She will be modelling the summer range on FSM online mag's new fashion feature. Hopefully.

James Horner was to offer a signed pair of pantees, but he seems strangely reluctant.

 
 Posted:   Apr 26, 2011 - 10:46 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

WilliamDMcCrum is incensed over the newsrags referencing Prince Williams as "Wills" because it's "his" nickname, too, and he doesn't want the publicity.

 
 Posted:   Apr 26, 2011 - 10:46 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

[crappy double posts]

 
 Posted:   Apr 26, 2011 - 11:21 AM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

Ron Pulliam still smarts when people mention that he lost the role of "Pinky Tuscadero", Fonzie's girlfriend on the TV series "Happy Days", to a WOMAN.

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 26, 2011 - 11:23 AM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

David has offered Dogbelle $12,380.00 for that Barry Manilow Greatest Hits album.....he is willing to go as high as $15,000.00

 
 Posted:   Apr 26, 2011 - 11:36 AM   
 By:   DOGBELLE   (Member)

David has offered Dogbelle $12,380.00 for that Barry Manilow Greatest Hits album.....he is willing to go as high as $15,000.00


gee! that hurts
i just sold it for $9.99 + tax
to you donna.

how about finders fee's

 
 Posted:   Apr 26, 2011 - 12:06 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Donna once ran away from home to become a circus clown. She got as far as MacDonald's and camped out in the Ronald MacDonald playground by Ronald's statue.

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 26, 2011 - 1:06 PM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

Ron's first job was as a go-for in the Phil Spector recording studio. His main job was hiding the guns.

 
 Posted:   Apr 26, 2011 - 1:18 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Donna denies that her recent embracing of "neo-Grunge" fashions kept her from getting that Fourth Vice President of Operations gig she thought she had lined up.

 
 Posted:   Apr 26, 2011 - 3:21 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Jim Phelps has managed to get to this point in his life with minor surgeries to correct the problems of an extra little toe on both feet and a third nipple near his navel. What hasn't been corrected is that third eye, which will soon be revealed when the thinning on the back of his head is more pronounced.

 
 Posted:   Apr 26, 2011 - 4:05 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

Ron makes a mean Martini, with no alcohol, yet!

Off-topic: JP, I loved the ant farm foreclosure!

 
 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 3:36 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

If you ever have eight or ten hours to kill, ask DavidinBerkeley about actor Guy Madison.

 
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