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 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 10:59 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Ron P gave strong consideration to become an exorcist but abandoned the idea after he realized he has to give up sex to become a catholic priest

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 11:37 AM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

Random Guy's mom gave him a nickle to buy a pickle. He didn't buy a pickle, he bought some chewing gum.

 
 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 11:49 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Never ask Donna a question, unless you like to hear the phrase "Google it."

 
 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 11:53 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Jim Phelps can squeeze a nickel until the Buffalo poops, although the rumor is that he does it to collect the poop.

 
 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 11:54 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Ron has been a tobacco chewer for 35 years, and by golly he's not going to stop anytime soon.

 
 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 12:04 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

On the next season of "So You Think You Can Dance", Jim Phelps will finally show the world the end result of 25 years of tap.

 
 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 12:07 PM   
 By:   David Sones (Allardyce)   (Member)

Ron Pulliam was the first person to be punk'd on the original Candid Camera, but because the candidly captured incident involved a horse, a bucket and a spoon, the scene was never aired.

 
 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 12:09 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Allardyce has been holding that hapless neighbor kid's head under water since 1976.

 
 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 12:10 PM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Jim Phelps makes a very nice living teaching porn women how to moan seductively

 
 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 12:15 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

random guy's workplace is so noisy he can't hear himself being underpaid.

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 12:19 PM   
 By:   The Man-Eating Cow   (Member)

Jim Phelps is the writer of THE SAVAGE SWORD OF CONAN O'BRIEN.

 
 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 12:21 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

TMEC's lies are funded by the hefty inheritance left to him by Elizabeth Taylor.

 
 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 12:29 PM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

random guy's workplace is so noisy he can't hear himself being underpaid.

off topic:
lmao. laughed so hard I had my teacher give me the evil eye

 
 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 1:26 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Jim Phelps was slightly bowlegged until his first day in high school when a Senior gave him an atomic wedgie. Jim's legs straightened out completely.

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 1:29 PM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

Ron had a PJ party with all his FSM friends. It ended abruptly when Ron took off his PJs to reveal his days-of-the-week underware. The party was Saturday, and Ron was still wearing Tuesday.

 
 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 1:37 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

When Donna was a little girl, her mother loaned her out to mothers of other little girls so they could experiment giving a Tonette. Donna's mother was tickled by this, and Donna had the longest-running permanent of any little girl in her community.

 
 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 1:38 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Ron Pulliam respects the powerful nostalgia that a box of "Lilt" provides.

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 1:41 PM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

When Donna was a little girl, her mother loaned her out to mothers of other little girls so they could experiment giving a Tonette. Donna's mother was tickled by this, and Donna had the longest-running permanent of any little girl in her community.

OFF TOPIC: Hilarious! Only half a lie -- as I actually had the "naturally" curliest hair in the community!!!

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 1:44 PM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

Jim Phelps puts all his eggs in one basket.

 
 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 1:45 PM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Donna has being requesting Ron P's birth certificate for the past 3 years now. she is also requesting David B's, Jim Phelps, and Thor's birth certificate as well. although I don't think Thor is American wink

 
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