Ron tried to check-out his groceries and pay via Vulcan mind meld, but the store manager had him arrested when the cashier ran screaming into the parking lot. (My mind to your mind... my thoughts to your thoughts)
Ron Pulliam's all-time favorite song is Frank and Moonunit Zappa's "Valley Girl". Which is, un-co-incidentally, his usual "totally bitchen" Halloween attire.
The Man-Eating Cow secretly wishes he were the Chainsaw Vigilante.
OFF-TOPIC: LOL!
ON-TOPIC: Whenever Ron has insomnia, he starts reading from his old Signet paperback version of Stendahl's THE RED AND THE BLACK, and he's out like a light.
The Man-Eating-Cow frequently walks around a local lake during the summer so that he can secretly drink from the bowls of water the neighbors put out for dogs.
There was a row in the Man-Eating Cow's neighborhood last night...the police found him stuck in a doggy door he had tried to get through while chasing a freaked-out squirrel.
And on a related note, Donna has formed a committee to explore a run for the papacy, in 2012. She'd be the first female pontiff since John XXIII. And also the first Japanese pontiff. And the first one to have a pet Giant Panda. But not the first to have a husband.
Because random guy never sees anyone in the evenings or on weekends while he's out walking in his flesh-toned stretch pants and half shirt, he is under the impression his neighbors are never at home.
