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CALLAMANDER (1978)
This aborted TV pilot featured an aging John Wayne(filmed nearly two years before his death) as Iowa tax attorney Frank Callamander. Callamander must overcome his criminal litigation shortcomings and defend his daughter (Katharine Ross) in a murder trial. Strother Martin, Neamiah Pershoff, John Saxon, Bonnie Bedelia.
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Gary Busey....now I would stay up for THAT show! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't forget, this is the feature film for the thee-a-tuh!. Anything is possible.
MaxB
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INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF THE NEUROTIC JEW-(2008) Steven Spielberg gives up all this "escapism" crap and directs the film he's obviously wanted to direct. Woody Allen stars as Harrison Ford, who slips and falls on a dropped blintz, breaking his ass and requiring him to sit in his New York apartment with his underage stepdaughtergirlfriend - slash -"ethnic" comedy relief, whose parade of non-white, non-Jewish associates teach Ford that there really IS life beyond looking for Gentile chotchkes and latkes as light as baby's breath. In the exciting climax, everyone learns to live together, there is permanent peace in the Middle East created by the combination of blinding light, loud music and a kid who smiles at the lens and nods his head and says "If we could all just hang out at the movies, everything would be perfect." Additional Cast: Dom DeLuise (Sun-Yi-Previn-Farrow-Allen), Olympia Dukakis (Grandma Meshuggenah), David Bowie (Adolphus Teutonic, aka "The anti-semitic next-door neighbor who likes Wagner, Max, WAGNER!"), and a bunch of other actors who were "dying" to work for Spielberg and Allen and got no pay for twelve seconds of screen time.
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INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF THE NEUROTIC JEW-(2008) Steven Spielberg gives up all this "escapism" crap and directs the film he's obviously wanted to direct. Woody Allen stars as Harrison Ford, who slips and falls on a dropped blintz, breaking his ass and requiring him to sit in his New York apartment with his underage stepdaughtergirlfriend - slash -"ethnic" comedy relief, whose parade of non-white, non-Jewish associates teach Ford that there really IS life beyond looking for Gentile chotchkes and latkes as light as baby's breath. In the exciting climax, everyone learns to live together, there is permanent peace in the Middle East created by the combination of blinding light, loud music and a kid who smiles at the lens and nods his head and says "If we could all just hang out at the movies, everything would be perfect." Additional Cast: Dom DeLuise (Sun-Yi-Previn-Farrow-Allen), Olympia Dukakis (Grandma Meshuggenah), David Bowie (Adolphus Teutonic, aka "The anti-semitic next-door neighbor who likes Wagner, Max, WAGNER!"), and a bunch of other actors who were "dying" to work for Spielberg and Allen and got no pay for twelve seconds of screen time.
Debating whether or not the $10 admnission price is worth this heartache or if I should wait until it comes out for DVD rental. I would rent it as my free "throw-in" from Blockbuster.
MaxB
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GREASY COWLICKS (2004)
Based on a true story. Comedy about what happens to the local town mayor (Tim Allen) after he indulges in a popular New York alternative sex club with a fellow councilman. Harvey Fierstein, Mandy Moore, Fred Savage, Rene Russo, Tom Arnold.
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THE JASPER SYNDROME (2003)
Every twenty years, a mild-natured man (Bill Pullman) is set off and goes on a murderous killing spree for twenty-four hours before morphing back into his normal life. This time, the consequences are much more devastating. Rebecca DeMornay, Lance Henriksen, Teri Hatcher, Timothy Hutton.
BEYOND THE FRENCH CONNECTION (1979)
Tipped off by mob informant, Popeye Doyle (Gene Hackman) discovers an opium smuggling ring between Japanese businessmen and Orthodox greek priests in a big Statue-of-Liberty showdown. Timothy Bottoms, Tony LoBianco, Albert Salmi, Tuesday Weld, John Huston.
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NANOTCHKA (1980)
A Philadelphia police detective (Charles Bronson) discovers an international prostitution ring running amuck in the City of Brotherly Love. Jill Ireleand, Anthony Hopkins, John Vernon, Tyne Daly, Peter Riegert.
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SIRLOINERS (1987)
A cattle industry executive (Randy Quaid) falls for a vegan activist (Daryl Hannah) in this match made in black angus. Henry Gibson, Laurence Fishburne, Jobeth Williams.
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SOMEBODY, BLEU CHEESE? (2000)
Off-Beat comedy directed by Shane Black. A California winery owner (Dennis Hopper) enters his prize vintage into a Wisconsin international cheese festival, only to discover that the local wine critic (Heather Graham) has her eyes on a little more than the rondele. Jack Black, Viggo Mortensen, Dabney Coleman, Alexis Arquette, Alison Janney.
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ACHT IST GENUG (1973-74; ABC) Eric Braeden is Reinhard Reicher, an ex-SS officer ("I vas only followink orders!") turned head of an orphanage in Burbank. Reinhard's iron will is melted into passive slag by eight adorable street urchins and many warmhearted moments follow. Bigsy: Brandon Cruz; Annie: Susan Dey; Tyrell: Todd Bridges; Milton Hershowitz: Mel Tormé; Mrs. Bloomfeld: Slyvia Miles.
Wonderfully meniachal twist on EIGHT IS ENOUGH!
I love it!
MaxB
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STAR TREK: EMASCULATION (2000)
Two factions of nefarious Q continuum(John DeLancie and Michael Wincott) duke it out for the sake of humanity as Captain Picard (Patrick Stewart) and crew confront a planet whose inhabitants wish for gender transplantation. Robert Patrick, Brendan Frasier, Brent Spiner, Jonathan Frakes, Gates McFadden, Levar Burton, Michael Dorn.
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