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 Posted:   May 12, 2011 - 6:00 AM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

The Random Guy has received backing to produce "Lies my FSM Board Members Told Me". You are reading the outline...

 
 
 Posted:   May 12, 2011 - 6:00 AM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

OFF TOPIC: This thread would make an awesome movie!

 
 Posted:   May 12, 2011 - 12:42 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

Off topic: You are soooooo good at this, Donna! You make me smile with every post you do!

On topic: Donna sucks at this. I'm considering putting her on "ignore" because of her posts here.

 
 
 Posted:   May 12, 2011 - 1:31 PM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

off topic: Thanks a bunch, David!

ON TOPIC:

DavidinBerkeley just posted an ad in the Midwest Times. "In Search of: 76 Trombones". He gives no explanation.

 
 Posted:   May 12, 2011 - 1:50 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

Donna has copyrighted all her posts here in case any of you mouth-breathers out there are thinking of turning her ideas into screenplays!

 
 
 Posted:   May 12, 2011 - 2:05 PM   
 By:   The Man-Eating Cow   (Member)

DavidinBerkeley is currently working on a screenplay based on Donna's postings on this thread.

 
 Posted:   May 12, 2011 - 2:20 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

The Man-Eating Cow has been cited for egregious methane emissions.

 
 Posted:   May 12, 2011 - 2:50 PM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Ron P's will dictates he be mummified after his death in hopes of being resurrected by Rachel Weisz. good luck with that

 
 Posted:   May 12, 2011 - 3:37 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

In a recent poll, random guy beat the others cold, random guy poured it on!

 
 Posted:   May 12, 2011 - 3:56 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

Ron is the guy who composed the annoying jingle for Nokia cellphone rings, and the annoying theme for NPR Weekend edition.

And he's not the least bit sorry, either.

 
 
 Posted:   May 12, 2011 - 8:16 PM   
 By:   The Man-Eating Cow   (Member)

DavidinBerkeley is currently living off the royalties he's earning for both the painting and copyrighting of the very first black velvet painting of Elvis.

What I wouldn't give for a slice of that.

 
 Posted:   May 13, 2011 - 7:18 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

The Man-Eating Cow was invited to a sporting event in Chicago, but he politely declined. Breaking into a mild sweat, he recalled a story of some relatives visiting the stockyards there and never coming back.

 
 Posted:   May 13, 2011 - 7:40 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Ron has a hard time getting anyone to believe him since man eating cow leaked those photos of him with his pants on fire

 
 Posted:   May 13, 2011 - 10:50 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Random Guy talks a good game, but he also posts under the alias "Mr. Specificity".

 
 
 Posted:   May 13, 2011 - 11:58 AM   
 By:   CindyLover   (Member)

Ron Pulliam is the walrus.

 
 Posted:   May 13, 2011 - 2:21 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

CindyLover is really in love with Jan (but don't tell Marcia 'cause she'll talk).

 
 
 Posted:   May 13, 2011 - 2:48 PM   
 By:   The Man-Eating Cow   (Member)

Ron Pulliam's twin brother, Don, is a boring, selfish, stupid, dolt who is smelly and flatulent, and whom he keeps locked in his attic. Fortunately, he is a fraternal twin, not an identical one, despite the fact that he's a dead ringer for Ron.

When Ron wants to break up with a girl, he just has Don replace him for fifteen minutes, and the girl will inevitably run away screaming. It's that one thing that keeps Don alive. Ron has meticulously destroyed all the records referencing his twin from the public archives over the years.

Only I know about this. The last fellow who did "disappeared" mysteriously. It took me a years to ferret out this story and

 
 Posted:   May 13, 2011 - 3:51 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Ron Pulliam's twin brother, Don, is a boring, selfish, stupid, dolt who is smelly and flatulent, and whom he keeps locked in his attic. Fortunately, he is a fraternal twin, not an identical one, despite the fact that he's a dead ringer for Ron.

When Ron wants to break up with a girl, he just has Don replace him for fifteen minutes, and the girl will inevitably run away screaming. It's that one thing that keeps Don alive. Ron has meticulously destroyed all the records referencing his twin from the public archives over the years.

Only I know about this. The last fellow who did "disappeared" mysteriously. It took me a years to ferret out this story and



....and...?

 
 Posted:   May 13, 2011 - 3:53 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

The Man-Eating Cow is fond of telling folks about his experiences undercover in recent criminal investigations. He isn't aware there are several of us who know that the only criminal activity was his swiping Oreos from his roommate and eating them under his blanket late at night.

 
 
 Posted:   May 13, 2011 - 9:08 PM   
 By:   The Man-Eating Cow   (Member)

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