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Off topic: You are soooooo good at this, Donna! You make me smile with every post you do!
On topic: Donna sucks at this. I'm considering putting her on "ignore" because of her posts here.
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Donna has copyrighted all her posts here in case any of you mouth-breathers out there are thinking of turning her ideas into screenplays!
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DavidinBerkeley is currently working on a screenplay based on Donna's postings on this thread.
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Ron is the guy who composed the annoying jingle for Nokia cellphone rings, and the annoying theme for NPR Weekend edition.
And he's not the least bit sorry, either.
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DavidinBerkeley is currently living off the royalties he's earning for both the painting and copyrighting of the very first black velvet painting of Elvis.
What I wouldn't give for a slice of that.
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Ron Pulliam's twin brother, Don, is a boring, selfish, stupid, dolt who is smelly and flatulent, and whom he keeps locked in his attic. Fortunately, he is a fraternal twin, not an identical one, despite the fact that he's a dead ringer for Ron.
When Ron wants to break up with a girl, he just has Don replace him for fifteen minutes, and the girl will inevitably run away screaming. It's that one thing that keeps Don alive. Ron has meticulously destroyed all the records referencing his twin from the public archives over the years.
Only I know about this. The last fellow who did "disappeared" mysteriously. It took me a years to ferret out this story and
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May 13, 2011 - 4:51 PM
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Ron Pulliam
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Ron Pulliam's twin brother, Don, is a boring, selfish, stupid, dolt who is smelly and flatulent, and whom he keeps locked in his attic. Fortunately, he is a fraternal twin, not an identical one, despite the fact that he's a dead ringer for Ron.
When Ron wants to break up with a girl, he just has Don replace him for fifteen minutes, and the girl will inevitably run away screaming. It's that one thing that keeps Don alive. Ron has meticulously destroyed all the records referencing his twin from the public archives over the years.
Only I know about this. The last fellow who did "disappeared" mysteriously. It took me a years to ferret out this story and
....and...?
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