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 Posted:   Mar 3, 2012 - 8:14 AM   
 By:   ANZALDIMAN   (Member)

ZIMMER CLONES (2010)
Mundane Disney/Pixar CGI baseball story about plastic store bought toy alien figures which are somehow left behind in a bag in the parking lot at Fenway Park in Boston and magically come to life when hundreds of boxed commemorative Don Zimmer bobblehead giveaways suddenly break free of their cellophane packaging and challenge them to a game after hours on the Fenway field. Voices: Ben Affleck, Michael Madsen, Denis Leary, Burt Reynolds, Gary Busey, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bynes, Don Zimmer, and Alec Baldwin as "Basher".

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 3, 2012 - 9:58 AM   
 By:   ANZALDIMAN   (Member)

THE PALINDROME MAN (1977)
An English barrister (Ian Holm) continuously encounters people with palindromic last names, only to discover that he is slowly going insane. Susannah York, Peter Cook, Simon Ward, Leslie Ann Down.


big grin

 
 Posted:   Mar 4, 2012 - 8:24 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

THE SERPENT'S TOOTH (1994)
Directed by Alan Parker.
Two young teens (Kirsten Dunst, Charlie Corso) have their love put to the test when the girl's father and the boy's mother decide to marry. Sam Waterston; Jessica Lange; Lucas Haas; Angelina Jolie; and Gena Rowlands as "Aunt Kitty."

 
 Posted:   Mar 4, 2012 - 2:24 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

VINCENT PRICE'S CHAMBER POT OF SECRETS (1962-63; CBS)
Critically-acclaimed horror anthology taking place at creepy St. Ignatius hospital. Featuring previously unpublished tales from Edgar Allan Poe, Ray Bradbury, Richard Matheson, and many more. Guest stars include Lawrence Tierney; Jennifer Jones; Jack Klugman; Albert Salmi, Mike Connors, Susan Oliver, Don Rickles, Celia Lovsky; Martin Milner, James Best, Barbara Eden, and Milton Berle. Host: Vincent Price.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 10, 2012 - 2:37 AM   
 By:   JSWalsh   (Member)

THE JIM PHELPS GROW-UP-OR-ELSE INTERVIEWS

Pilot for TV show in which the character from Mission:Impossible berates, slaps around, and reads Kafka, Becket, and/or Tolstoy to one over-20-year-old slacker living in his mother's basement. Each episode ends with a one-hour roundtable discussion of current events without bathroom breaks. Peter Graves, William F. Buckley, Alistair Cooke

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 10, 2012 - 2:56 AM   
 By:   JSWalsh   (Member)

ZIMMER CLONES (2010)
Mundane Disney/Pixar CGI baseball story about plastic store bought toy alien figures which are somehow left behind in a bag in the parking lot at Fenway Park in Boston and magically come to life when hundreds of boxed commemorative Don Zimmer bobblehead giveaways suddenly break free of their cellophane packaging and challenge them to a game after hours on the Fenway field. Voices: Ben Affleck, Michael Madsen, Denis Leary, Burt Reynolds, Gary Busey, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bynes, Don Zimmer, and Alec Baldwin as "Basher".





PARKING AT FENWAY (2011)

Rom-Com about handsome ladies' man who has found a new variation on "taking a girl to the submarine races." His luck mysteriously and suddenly changes: when plans are made to build an actual parking lot at Fenway Park, he can't even get a date. Lothario and his madcap pals plan to steals the blueprints and spread rumors about an 'underground railroad' of historic importance to stop the building, and restore his way with women. Zach Efron, Taylor Swift, Lindsey Lohan, and Rob Reiner as "Lewis."

 
 Posted:   Mar 10, 2012 - 3:45 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

THE JIM PHELPS GROW-UP-OR-ELSE INTERVIEWS

Pilot for TV show in which the character from Mission:Impossible berates, slaps around, and reads Kafka, Becket, and/or Tolstoy to one over-20-year-old slacker living in his mother's basement. Each episode ends with a one-hour roundtable discussion of current events without bathroom breaks. Peter Graves, William F. Buckley, Alistair Cooke



Walsh: "Well, then your point was that your television program, Mission: Impossible, was a movement which you conceived as relatively pure has become ideologized and misanthropic, and generally objectionable..."

Phelps: [a bit drunk] "A movement that was a movement that was what?

Walsh [mellifluously]: "Pure."

Phelps [with sudden sobriety]: "Yes, it was pure, in my heart."

big grin

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 10, 2012 - 4:05 AM   
 By:   JSWalsh   (Member)

Graves, breaking character as Phelps: (suddenly lurches from chair) "BIOGRAPHY!!!!!"

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 10, 2012 - 11:35 AM   
 By:   ANZALDIMAN   (Member)

BWANCONCHA! (1967)
Low budget fantasy about a group of scientists on a secret mission to an uncharted deserted tropical island in the Pacific who encounter an angry strange reptilian beast in the tunnels adjacent to an inactive volcano. Lyle Waggoner, Mart Hulswit, Phyllis Davis, Gary Collins, Noah Beery Jr, James Hong, and Mel Ferrer as " Professor Danzitz".

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 10, 2012 - 12:33 PM   
 By:   ANZALDIMAN   (Member)

PERMIT PARKING (2008)
In this pay as you go comedy, a nebbish city councilman (Ben Stiller) loses both his parking spot and his sexy girlfriend (Jennifer Aniston) when he returns home early from work to find her in bed with the man who took his spot. Seal, Liev Schreiber, Bob Balaban, Mira Sorvino, Tom Arnold, and Jon Lovitz as "Ralphie".

 
 Posted:   Mar 10, 2012 - 12:41 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

BWANCONCHA! (1967)
Low budget fantasy about a group of scientists on a secret mission to an uncharted deserted tropical island in the Pacific who encounter an angry strange reptilian beast in the tunnels adjacent to an inactive volcano. Lyle Waggoner, Mart Hulswit, Phyllis Davis, Gary Collins, Noah Beery Jr, James Hong, and Mel Ferrer as " Professor Danzitz".


I'll bet Phyllis Davis looked swell in that one.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 11, 2012 - 5:42 AM   
 By:   JSWalsh   (Member)

STEEPLEPEOPLE (1967)

Comedy about a travelling church bell repairman(Ken Berry) who falls for a Connecticut spinster who can't get a date (Janet Leigh) due to her eardrum-breaking laugh. Mickey Rooney as Father O'Laughlashaughn, Boris Karloff as Mr. Gulch.

 
 Posted:   Mar 12, 2012 - 6:54 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

MY DAD ANYWAY (1994)
Directed by Gus Van Sant.
Oscar fodder about a lonely pre-teen girl (Anna Paquin) who discovers that her drunken mother's longtime live-in boyfriend (Sean Penn) is actually her father...with traumatic results. An Oscar went to Penn's edgy, over-the-top performance. Helen Hunt; Kevin Spacey; Oliver Platt; Aidan Quinn; and Glenn Close as "Counselor Graham."

 
 Posted:   Mar 12, 2012 - 5:50 PM   
 By:   Max Bellochio   (Member)

UP MIKES AND DOWN JAKES (1984)
Donald Sutherland and Elliot Gould for the 1980's! When a diamond merchant (Gould) persuades his friend and partner (Sutherland) to journey to a South African diamond mine, trouble lurks as a German geologist (Klaus Maria Brandauer) thinks they may have hit the mother lode and pursues them all over Africa. Frances Sternhagen, Steve Sandor, Mr. T., and Jonathan Pryce as "Cy Winston"

 
 Posted:   Mar 12, 2012 - 5:51 PM   
 By:   Max Bellochio   (Member)

UP MIKES AND DOWN JAKES (1984)
Donald Sutherland and Elliot Gould for the 1980's! When a diamond merchant (Gould) persuades his friend and partner (Sutherland) to journey to a South African diamond mine, trouble lurks as a German geologist (Klaus Maria Brandauer) thinks they may have hit the mother lode and pursues them all over Africa. Frances Sternhagen, Steve Sandor, Mr. T., Julie Walters, and Jonathan Pryce as "Cy Winston"

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 18, 2012 - 11:14 AM   
 By:   ANZALDIMAN   (Member)

WHEN YOU GOTTA GO (2009)
Misfire attempt at black humor stars the overexposed Anthony Hopkins as an aging psychologist who after being given the mistaken diagnosis of having only six months to live decides to close up shop and take his favorite patient (Adam Sandler) and his fiancee (Tara Reid) on a whirlwind cruise around the world on his well appointed yacht. Jane Lynch, Alfred Molina, Edward Herrmann, Bob Hoskins, Carrie Fisher, Alexis Dziena, and Pierce Brosnan as "Philip".

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 20, 2012 - 9:20 AM   
 By:   ANZALDIMAN   (Member)

COMPANY BADASSS (1973)
In this far-fetched Civil War action yarn, a rogue Union officer (George Foreman) takes along two of his most trusted lieutenants (NFL stars Jack Tatum and Buck Buchanan) and leads a heavily armed horsebacked force in a race against time on a mission to stop a Confederate trainload of stolen heavy long range artillery pieces from reaching their destination. Jim Kelly, William Marshall, Rudy Ray Moore, Ricardo Herrero, Roscoe Orman, Sheree North, Jean Bell, Rudy Challenger, and Don Gordon as "Colonel Bigbee".

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 24, 2012 - 5:38 PM   
 By:   ANZALDIMAN   (Member)

I NEVER SANG FOR BARRY BOSTWICK (2006)
Talky indie character study involving groups of diverse musicians of varying ages and backrounds moving on with their lives after finally tiring of playing the local clubs, dinner theaters, and performing standards at weddings. Edward Furlong, Rhett Wilkins, Kelly Dingwall, Deborah Gibson, Ted Levine, Marcia Cross, Cliff DeYoung, Christie Abbott, and Brad Dourif as "Crazy Bob Radcliffe".

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 31, 2012 - 10:02 PM   
 By:   JSWalsh   (Member)

THE THIRST TOURNAMENTS (2011)

Direct-to-video cheapie about a future where old people enter a TV gameshow to compete for Earth's most precious resource: a lifetime supply of vanilla-flavored Ensure. All the contestants have to do is survive a top-floor-to-lobby walk through a nursing home, where THEY are the hunted. Ernest Borgnine, Betty White, Tovah Borgnine, Mickey Rooney, with Betty Buckley as "Nurse Coldfingers" and Eric Roberts as "Hunter"

 
 
 Posted:   Apr 4, 2012 - 3:19 PM   
 By:   ANZALDIMAN   (Member)

WEEBLES WOBBLES (Made for TV NBC 1977)
Unsteady farce about used car salesman George Weebles (Foster Brooks) who is about to lose his business, his property, and his large stable of friendly feral cats once he gets behind on the bills and a rich land developer (Robert Mandan) steps up to build a new speedy mart store on his land. Rue McClanahan, Larry Storch, Louis Nye, Jeffrey Tambor, Kelly Monteith, Wendy Schaal, and David Wayne as "Arthur Brookman".

 
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