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 Posted:   May 18, 2011 - 9:46 AM   
 By:   DOGBELLE   (Member)

Donna has spent over $2.5 mil on investigators trying to find out what was in the briefcase that Jules and Vincent retrieved in "Pulp Fiction"

random-guy found out its was ground man-eating-cow on a bun with pickels and mayo

 
 
 Posted:   May 18, 2011 - 9:55 AM   
 By:   The Man-Eating Cow   (Member)

Dogbelle giggles like a schoolgirl whenever the name "Fyvush Finkel" comes up in conversation.

 
 Posted:   May 18, 2011 - 10:02 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

The Man-Eating Cow is an impostor.

 
 
 Posted:   May 18, 2011 - 12:12 PM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

Ron Pulliam likes to bring tuna and sardine sandwiches onto flights to Europe. He never eats them. He leaves them wedged down low in the front seat pockets.

 
 Posted:   May 18, 2011 - 12:21 PM   
 By:   Mike_J   (Member)

Donna is wanted in 13 countries for smuggling goats through Customs.

 
 Posted:   May 18, 2011 - 12:45 PM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Mike Jenner owns and operates a dating site for undercover government spies. the CIA, KGB, and MI6 have all disavowed knowledge of the website

 
 
 Posted:   May 18, 2011 - 1:56 PM   
 By:   The Man-Eating Cow   (Member)

random guy was overheard last night in his favorite bar saying "Dwarf? I thought you said 'go down on the wharf!"

 
 Posted:   May 18, 2011 - 2:39 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

U.S. Government money has been allocated, through elaborate and confusing grant-giving programs, to allow M-EC to pursue his ambition of producing the first known recording of a kitten fart.

 
 Posted:   May 18, 2011 - 2:51 PM   
 By:   nuts_score   (Member)

Berkley Dave did NOT run in the recent Bay to Breakers (AKA Bare to Breakers) footrace held in San Francisco.

 
 Posted:   May 18, 2011 - 3:16 PM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

nuts score not only puts the FU in "fun", but also the PU in putting, and EF in hellefisingsglyixhid

 
 Posted:   May 18, 2011 - 3:25 PM   
 By:   WILLIAMDMCCRUM   (Member)

Random Guy's middle name is Frederick.

It's not a real name though. He signs himself 'Guy F. Random'.

This is an anagram of 'Fudgy Roman'.

Some secret message in that, I wouldn't understand.

 
 Posted:   May 18, 2011 - 4:25 PM   
 By:   nuts_score   (Member)

When William was asked for evidence of his birth certificate, he simply replied: "Ladies and gentlemen, I was born in a time before the word 'certificate' existed."

 
 Posted:   May 18, 2011 - 4:37 PM   
 By:   David Sones (Allardyce)   (Member)

Nuts_Score had, unbeknownst to him, a tiny German elf living in his beard. Upon the ritual of shaving his beard last year, he inadvertently decapitated the elf, causing a ripple of hatred amongst neighboring beard-elves who have been stalking him ever since. Growing increasingly paranoid and concerned for his life, Nuts_Score has been hiding in an abandoned warehouse for the past six months and has developed an unhealthy obsession with shaving. He is now known as "Baby Face Nutso".

 
 Posted:   May 18, 2011 - 5:35 PM   
 By:   nuts_score   (Member)

Nuts_Score had, unbeknownst to him, a tiny German elf living in his beard. Upon the ritual of shaving his beard last year, he inadvertently decapitated the elf, causing a ripple of hatred amongst neighboring beard-elves who have been stalking him ever since. Growing increasingly paranoid and concerned for his life, Nuts_Score has been hiding in an abandoned warehouse for the past six months and has developed an unhealthy obsession with shaving. He is now known as "Baby Face Nutso".

Haha! This one was good David. Thanks for the laugh!

 
 Posted:   May 18, 2011 - 7:46 PM   
 By:   DOGBELLE   (Member)

. He is now known as "Baby Face Nutso".

Haha! This one was good David. Thanks for the laugh!

this is for you
"Baby Face Nutso
sing by The Man-Eating Cow

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..


They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)

Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....

 
 
 Posted:   May 19, 2011 - 4:46 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Visibly distracted whilst enjoying the "song" soundtrack to Ghostbusters 2 on his ipod, Dogbelle accidentally boarded the space shuttle Endeavour, mistaking it for his local bus.

He is wondering why it is taking so long to get home. And why it is so dark outside.

 
 Posted:   May 19, 2011 - 5:38 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Rick15 is the last in a long line of failed cloning attempts....he keeps 1-14 in large glass tubes in his basement.

 
 
 Posted:   May 19, 2011 - 5:51 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Charles was in charge of something once.

He was never sure what but he was really annoyed when a TV executive saw him being in charge and made a Scott Baio TV vehicle out of it.

 
 Posted:   May 19, 2011 - 6:34 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Rick has a net worth of $3.57

 
 Posted:   May 19, 2011 - 7:52 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Random guy was chosen out of a huge crowd for no apparent reason.

 
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