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 Posted:   Feb 11, 2013 - 6:27 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

THE BOY WHO CRIED WEREWOLF-73- BOY- Do you know what a werewolf is?- WOMAN-Sure, we go to the drive in all the time.

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 12, 2013 - 6:06 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

TALES OF TERROR-62-HUSBAND- Give me my money- WIFE-we have none , you have not worked in 17 years. HUSBAND-Has it been that long.

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 13, 2013 - 6:54 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

SATAN'S CHEERLEADERS-77- SHERIFF- We need a virgin- GIRL- You got to be kidding, i have been a cheerleader for 3 years.

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 14, 2013 - 6:31 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

SPACE INVADERS-1990--ALIEN NO 1-You take the left flank and i will take the right.- ALIEN NO 2-You always get the right-ALIEN NO 1-Stupid, we never done this before.

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 15, 2013 - 6:51 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

COCOON-85-If this is foreplay i am a deadman.

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 16, 2013 - 4:52 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

ABBY-74- PRIEST[talking to a girl possessed by the devil]- my dear, whatever possessed you to do that.

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2013 - 6:37 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

THE ABOMIABLE DR PHIBES-71-[AD LINE] Love means never having to say your ugly.

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 18, 2013 - 6:33 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

Back to some of my originals-DARK STAR-74- Very shy, wouldn't show itself-LORD SHANGO-74- King of the WATUSI-THE LIVING COFFIN-65- Gosh, even when your dead something got to bug you.LAST RESORT-86- Jason does them all in.

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 19, 2013 - 5:56 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

THE THING-51-SOLDIER NO 1-What did you say the number of the bulletin was?-SOLDIER NO 2-2-629-49-ITEM 6700 EXTRACT-75,000,131-SOLDIER NO-1-Oh, that one.

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 20, 2013 - 5:59 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

FULL MOON HIGH-81- What do you know a wolf bittes me on a Greyhound-BUS DRIVER.

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 21, 2013 - 6:14 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

THE MUMMY'S GHOST-44- Do you usually go walking around the campus in your nightgown.-DETECTIVE

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 22, 2013 - 6:05 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

GHOSTS ON THE LOOSE-43-MAN 1- Your the best man- MAN-2- I know i am the best man-MAN 1-Your only the best man because your sister is getting married, your neither the best or a man.

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 23, 2013 - 5:22 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

THE BODY DISAPPEARS-41--[Walking in cemetary scared]You may be in back of me, but look what's in front of us.

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 24, 2013 - 4:20 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

GHOST DAD-90- Teenagers are not suppose to be happy.

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 25, 2013 - 9:23 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

GHOST AND THE GUEST--43- She talks so much she can give a aspirin a headache.

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 26, 2013 - 6:23 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

PSYCHOMANIA-72-MOM-How are you doing son?-SON-Well i am dead, mom, but besides that i am doing alright.

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 27, 2013 - 6:27 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

LITTLE NICKY-2000- Even in hell i get no respect[RODNEY DANGERFIELD]

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 1, 2013 - 7:42 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

DEVIL AND MAX DEVLIN-82-Thank God your a dead man or believe me you would be.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 3, 2013 - 5:27 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

TOWER OF THE SCREAMING VIRGINS-68-Woman 40 and up who are horny and just can't take it anymore.BLUEBEARD-45-63-72-The latest rock fashion statement.BEVERLY HILLS BODY SNATCHERS-86-Worth more then poor people alive.-MY BLOOD RUNS COLD-65- Did you ever get your head stuck in a freezer?

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 5, 2013 - 5:54 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

BLOOD AND LACE-71- We know nothing about your mother except she had 4 legs and she barks.

 
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