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 Posted:   Jul 22, 2014 - 6:38 PM   
 By:   theOzman   (Member)

... farted in an elevator or while walking through the First Class Section of an airplane?


 Posted:   Jul 24, 2014 - 2:00 PM   
 By:   theOzman   (Member)

Come on, you know that you wanted to.


 Posted:   Jul 24, 2014 - 2:20 PM   
 By:   McMillan & Husband   (Member)

Thank God it wasn't me who started this thread, otherwise the opening question would have been "When was the last time you had a cheeky wank?"

As for farts, I like to save them all for myself - usually while in bed under the covers (particularly during these cold winters).

 Posted:   Jul 24, 2014 - 2:33 PM   
 By:   Recordman   (Member)

I am informed that the best place for floating an air biscuit is on an escalator, either ascending or descending - as your audience comes to you directly.

The champions of course were Paul Boomer and Lord Windesmear:
in the long-time classic match "The Crepitation Contest." (it's long 15 min., so stay with it)

 Posted:   Jul 24, 2014 - 2:45 PM   
 By:   McMillan & Husband   (Member)

For people like me who "like their own brand" I heartily recommended letting one go in the shower. Turns any shower into the old San Quentin death chamber.

P.S. I am not a weirdo.

 Posted:   Jul 24, 2014 - 5:30 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

Somebody tell me this thread is not happening. smile

 Posted:   Jul 24, 2014 - 6:11 PM   
 By:   Montana Dave   (Member)

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