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 Posted:   Feb 14, 2011 - 1:15 PM   
 By:   theOzman   (Member)

It's easy... tell a lie about the person above you in this thread (Be Nice) and lets see if we can keep this going.

Any takers?

BTW - the guy who started this post HATES film scores, so there!


 Posted:   Feb 14, 2011 - 3:38 PM   
 By:   WILLIAMDMCCRUM   (Member)

The Ozman is so called because he is a documentary film-maker who fell foul of the mafia in his native Australia. He was making a film about his ancestry, which involved convicts who were deported there from Blighty, and his researches exposed certain facts about drug rackets and Aboriginal expolitation.

But they know where he lives.

 Posted:   Feb 14, 2011 - 3:56 PM   
 By:   dogplant   (Member)

William 'DMC' Crum is the little known fourth member of Run DMC, the American hip hop group from Queens, NYC, widely acknowledged as one of the most influential acts in the history of hip hop culture. After starring in the band's 1988 motion picture debut "Tougher Than Leather" and receiving an MTV award as 'The Greatest Hip Hop Artist of All Time' in 2007, Mr. Crum turned his back on his popular music career and fled America to begin a hermetic existence in the United Kingdom, where he lives off an inheritance as heir to a well-known biscuit manufacturer.

EDIT: Grecchus, you'rrrrrrrre next! smile

 Posted:   Feb 14, 2011 - 4:22 PM   
 By:   Grecchus   (Member)

This is no masquerade. Dogplant is really a Triffid, carefully disguised and sent out as part of an advance guard to seed confusion in the mind of man. You think he is a dog? That's what he wants you to think. There he goes, wide eyed and bushy tailed. But beware for there is a sting in that whipping tale.

EDIT: Hey you, down below. SPOILSPORT!!! New rule. No alibis after the event. We keep to our stories - Agreed? big grin

 Posted:   Feb 14, 2011 - 4:44 PM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

Grecchus bought all the copies of PREDATOR and INCHON that didn't make it into the hands of youz guyz.

 Posted:   Feb 14, 2011 - 4:56 PM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

DavidinBerkeley was considered a fine upstanding man in his community was discovered that he is a Girl Scout Cookie speculator. He is guilty of buying huge amounts of GSCs and selling them on EBAY for large profits. Now we average Joes have to pay $7 to $9 a box for those delectable Samoas, Do-Si-Dos, Tagalongs and Thin Mints that would normally be $3.50 per box. He is now shunned by his neighbors.

 Posted:   Feb 14, 2011 - 5:25 PM   
 By:   Trekfan   (Member)

Adam B. is actually an anagram pseudonym for "Bad Ma", a 73-year-old female mud wrestler and hardcore film music fan who still performs in the mud wrestling "ring" under the handle in various saloons and truckstop backrooms peppered throughout the midwest. In her day, "Bad Ma" was undefeated and her fierce pride to defend the title is what keeps her going. Her signature entry ring cue is "Love Theme from Coma" by Jerry Goldsmith, and she's so easily identified by film music within the wrestling culture that she must use a male pseudonym online to escape the pressure.

 Posted:   Feb 15, 2011 - 11:59 PM   
 By:   Doc Loch   (Member)


(Actually a closet Galactica fan who'd rather listen to Stu Phillips than Goldsmith.)

 Posted:   Feb 16, 2011 - 12:15 AM   
 By:   theOzman   (Member)

TrekFan is a total poser! I was over at his house the other day and he had nothing but STAR WARS loot covering the house, from wall to wall and from floor to ceiling, there it was... Vader helmet styled lamp shades, Death Star discoball and enough SW action figures to make the CLONE WARS look like a picnic with the Smurfs. The first tip off of his little ruse was finding him in line at a coffee shop that's known to attract a hive of villainy, JAVA THE HUT. But there he was, wearing his vintage R2D2 iron-on shirt and humming the Imperial March while tweezing his nose with a mini lightsaber. The patheticness didn't stop there, however, as he later exited the coffee haunt only to jump on top of his shaggy looking Bantha and then scurried off in a puffy cloud of dust.

It was truly a sad affair. Really.


 Posted:   Feb 16, 2011 - 12:19 AM   
 By:   theOzman   (Member)

Drat! Doc Loch just totally cock blocked me on my own thread! Can you believe that? Seriously, next to his fetish for collecting naval lint, this must be his favorite pastime. smile

 Posted:   Feb 16, 2011 - 12:46 AM   
 By:   CindyLover   (Member)

Theozman is so called because he is, in fact, a huge fan of Buffy The Vampire Slayer and his favourite cast member is Seth Green (who played werewolf Oz, for those of you who don't know).

 Posted:   Feb 16, 2011 - 4:15 AM   
 By:   JSWalsh   (Member)

Cindylover meant to type Gisellelover.


 Posted:   Feb 16, 2011 - 4:50 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

JS Walsh is single handedly responsible for bringing sexy back

 Posted:   Feb 16, 2011 - 5:27 AM   
 By:   fommes   (Member)

You are all liars!
big grin

 Posted:   Feb 16, 2011 - 8:41 AM   
 By:   theOzman   (Member)

Oh, yeah? Well, Fommes is a notorious truth teller of lies! Why he once even told an old woman that she was is in pretty good condition for the condition she was in, not really knowing that the woman was really a man, secretly disguised as a purple green flavored poopsicle on a hot sidewalk in December, on Tuesday... with eggs!

 Posted:   Feb 16, 2011 - 9:12 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

theozman has a credit rating of 87

 Posted:   Feb 16, 2011 - 9:14 AM   
 By:   mastadge   (Member)

magician is all sleight-of-hand!

 Posted:   Feb 16, 2011 - 10:16 AM   
 By:   The Man-Eating Cow   (Member)

magician is all sleight-of-hand!

Mastage was once Greedo's best fried, before the horrible incident of the parentage of the green Orion Slave Girl came into question. He also claims, erroneously, that Greedo shot first.

 Posted:   Feb 16, 2011 - 10:22 AM   
 By:   theOzman   (Member)

"The Man Eating Cow" is really a COW EATING MAN who exists on a steady diet of MANburgers, fries and covers of Perry Como songs that are sung by Penguins masquerading as nuns.

 Posted:   Feb 16, 2011 - 11:04 AM   
 By:   Warlok   (Member)

theozman used to be thezoman, but he`s running from The Law, thus the clever switch.

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