"Cost Saving Measure No. 27: Don't go to the expense of paying a professional to test your new website, when you can just get your customers to find all the bugs for free."
"I Hosted A Candlelit Seance Last Evening And Both Adams And Franklin Banged Twice Indicating That They Are Not Satisfied With The Incomplete 1776 Blu Ray Release"
"I Hosted A Candlelit Seance Last Evening And Jefferson Wanted To Know What Eventually Happened To All Of His Imported Furniture And Silverware"
"1776: The Controversy Over Peter Hunt's Film Cuts Has Lasted Longer Than The Revolutionary War Itself "
"1776: Hands up anyone who had never heard of this, and therefore watched a trailer on YouTube and is now wondering what all the fuss is about for some old musical?"