"Jerry Goldsmith's score for killer squirrel film Scurry! voted best score that was never written by a composer ten years dead for a film that never existed. Expanded version demanded by FSM cult members"
"Dont kill squirrels. No, capture them and then post them through the door of every fsmer who gives you shit - see how long before they ask to borrow your barrel of water??!"
"Latest Bond film: No horses harmed but only 5 squirrels were drowned during the making of this film, some ants were sprayed with creosote, a white cat was kicked and 2 raccoons were run over."
"Latest Bond film: No horses harmed but only 5 squirrels were drowned during the making of this film, some ants were sprayed with creosote, a white cat was kicked and 2 raccoons were run over."