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"In Advanced Appreciation of an Upcoming Movie Theme You Won't Remember a Lick of Minutes After You've Heard It."
"The First Big Mac Tasted Bad, The Second Big Mac Tasted Bad, but LOL You Won't Know What that Third Bic Mac Will Taste Like Until You've Tasted It. You Haven't Even Seen the Wrapper!"
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"Does increasing frequency of posts from Tall Guy indicate domestic strife?"
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"You All Know Not of What You Speak About This Unused Recording, and I'll Never Tell You the Truth for Some Weird Reason"
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"I know but i'll be banned if i say"
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"Increased frequency of tall guy posts because he was kicked out of Cinema cafe facebook ...for not being on Facebook."
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Dp zzzzzzzzz."
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Once upon a time, there was a donut-maker. This donut-maker sold donuts along with all the other donut-makers in the land, and the people enjoyed all the donuts they made. Then one day, the donut-maker awoke with the terrifying idea that there were altogether too many donuts in the land. So he called a high council of the donut-makers and entreated they lend him their ears. "Fellow donut-makers," said he, "there once was a time we sold only glazed donuts. We sold them few and we sold them seldom, and it was good. But now there are altogether too many donuts sold throughout the land. Sometimes I don't sell the donuts I make on Monday until it is Tuesday! Something must be done!" Then, one outspoken donut-maker rose from his chair and said, "But some people like donuts with sprinkles, and some people like donuts that are old-fashioned or shaped like the claw of a bear. And some people only like donuts with the 'holes' put back inside of them and all the lumps of batter that were considered but never fully formed when the donut was made. It is good that the people have choice!" There was much murmuring among the donut-makers, but a decision could not be reached. So a ballot was taken among them and it was decided they would each only sell one donut a year. And that is how there came to be only glazed donuts sold throughout the land.
* Definitions along with practice sentences in the back of the book.
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"OTT posts that aren't really OTTs and would be more potent if posted in the relevant thread"
thats funny. Even funnier - and with obvious deliberate sarcasm - was McDs perfect example of unrelated claptrap two posts later!
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