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Jan 20, 2018 - 6:19 AM
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Graham Watt
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For those of you who have had the privilege of meeting me, you will confirm that I am a virile, brawny Scotsman with testorerone-powered facial hair. One of the things my friends (you know who you are) and I never got around to however, was talking about which shaving/grooming/trimming method is "best" for that terribly stubborn stubble trouble. Women have gynaecologists, "new" men have dermatologists. That's the way of the modern world, people. Get with it, squares. So every time my wife goes to see her gyno, I go to see my derma. She was absolutely shocked when I confessed - in all innocence - that I use an old-fashioned razor for shaving. She told me that that is the most aggressive thing that can be inflicted on skin, and warned me to mend my ways or end up looking like The Phantom of the Opera. I was just about to ask her which version, but before I knew it she had side-tracked me into spending 80 euros on three small bottles of face creams and soaps. I use them assiduously, but I'm still chopping away in the old rainforest with a blunt, rusty carving knife. Please help me, Obi Wan. You are my only hope.
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I havent shaved for 2 weeks. Designer stubble, my arse!! What a grizzled, tatty old man i look.
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Women have gynaecologists, "new" men have dermatologists. That's the way of the modern world, people. Get with it, squares. So every time my wife goes to see her gyno, I go to see my derma. She was absolutely shocked when I confessed - in all innocence - that I use an old-fashioned razor for shaving. She told me that that is the most aggressive thing that can be inflicted on skin, and warned me to mend my ways or end up looking like The Phantom of the Opera. I was just about to ask her which version, but before I knew it she had side-tracked me into spending 80 euros on three small bottles of face creams and soaps. I use them assiduously, but I'm still chopping away in the old rainforest with a blunt, rusty carving knife. Please help me, Obi Wan. You are my only hope. My reading of (gay-leaning) grooming books say that using a razor to shave is also a good way to remove dead skin cells. So she sold you a bill of goods, Graham!
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