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LOG IN Forgot Login? Register General Discussion • Trading Post • Non-Film Score Discussion  Profile • Preferences • Community Rules • Help/Contact • Search Board Search Terms:  Search Within:  topics posts since 2019 2018 posts 2017 posts 2016 posts 2015 posts 2014 posts 2013 posts 2012 posts 2011 posts 2010 posts 2009 posts 2008 posts 2007 posts 2006 posts 2005 posts 2004 posts 2003 posts 2002 posts 2001 posts 2000 posts users  search tips  You must log in or register to post.   Go to page:  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27      Non-Film Score Discussion: Do You Have a Beard?    FIRST   PRIOR   17 18 19 20 21    NEXT   LAST   Last Post   Posted:   Feb 28, 2018 - 6:15 AM     By:   Jim Phelps   (Member) I've never read that issue of Batman. Does the small beard The Dark Knight refers to merely a trim and well-kept beard, or is it about beards trimmed above the neck, or beards that fall short of attaining Effeminate Lumberjack status?    Posted:   Feb 28, 2018 - 8:11 AM     By:   That Neil Guy   (Member) You're exactly like the friendly owner of the local Turkish kebab takeaway. "You want hot sauce? Very hot. Burn mouth. You cry! Ha ha ha! Enjoy, my friend!" Graham, I only have one question for you: You want hot sauce?    Posted:   Feb 28, 2018 - 1:51 PM     By:   Graham Watt   (Member) You're exactly like the friendly owner of the local Turkish kebab takeaway. "You want hot sauce? Very hot. Burn mouth. You cry! Ha ha ha! Enjoy, my friend!" Graham, I only have one question for you: You want hot sauce? Throw it on, man! I draw the line at Mad Dog though. Last time I had that it actually burned my beard off when I drooled in pain. Hate to think what it would do now to my baldy chin.    Posted:   Feb 28, 2018 - 2:47 PM     By:   Hurdy Gurdy   (Member) I have no hair on my chinny chin chin, but I do have a female partner to hide my homosexuality. Should this be posted here, or in the personal confessions thread?    Posted:   Feb 28, 2018 - 2:59 PM     By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member) Ten years ago I tried growing a beard for the first and only time. I lasted 55 days. ...in Peking?    Posted:   Mar 1, 2018 - 5:39 AM     By:   Graham Watt   (Member) I have no hair on my chinny chin chin, but I do have a female partner to hide my homosexuality. Should this be posted here, or in the personal confessions thread? Go back to Page 1, Kev. Ray Faiola made the same joke (about John Travolta), you and I both confessed that we didn't understand the term, and Michael23 was offended by it and threatened to leave. All of that was five and a half years ago, when Kirk Douglas was only 95.    Posted:   Mar 1, 2018 - 6:18 AM     By:   Hurdy Gurdy   (Member) Haha. I was just using my new found knowledge (about gay beards) from this thread to make some funny AND do some linking humour with the 'Confessions of an FSMer' thread. Failed miserably, as usual.    Posted:   Mar 1, 2018 - 4:58 PM     By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member) Graham, I only have one question for you: You want hot sauce? Throw it on, man! You boys talking like this... Hmm....    Posted:   Mar 1, 2018 - 4:59 PM     By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member) Ten years ago I tried growing a beard for the first and only time. I lasted 55 days. It spoils your preppy look. You won't get any more wine commercial auditions, that's for sure.    Posted:   Mar 1, 2018 - 5:11 PM     By:   Jim Phelps   (Member) I've recently felt a desire to try again, but reading Phelps is helping keep me levelheaded. As is David's reminder of how awful it is to blow your nose when you've got a mustache. Glad to be of service to one of my comedy heroes, Roger Lloyd-Pack! See for yourselves: http://bit.ly/2HWIxnd    Posted:   Mar 4, 2018 - 4:31 PM     By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member) I wish I had as much hair as Lambert Wilson or director Jerome Salle, I could look as good as their beards do: http://www.elmundo.es/ciencia-y-salud/ciencia/2017/09/14/59b9635922601d662e8b460d.html Sigh!    Posted:   Mar 4, 2018 - 8:24 PM     By:   Dr. Nigel Channing   (Member) Just watched the season two episode 3(?) episode of CRASHING on HBO in which a beard is a major plot element. Funny show. And yes, I've had a beard since the late '80s.    Posted:   Mar 7, 2018 - 7:29 AM     By:   Jim Phelps   (Member) And yes, I've had a beard since the late '80s. You and Miles Drentell.    Posted:   Mar 8, 2018 - 7:53 AM     By:   Jim Phelps   (Member) I'm noticing a burgeoning new look within the ongoing beard trend: the reemergence of the "Amish"-style chin strap beard. You know, like what the young Alan Ladd, Jr., sported in those 1970s photos of the Fox executive conferring with that other icon of beard, George Lucas, during the filiming of Star Wars. That as well as other creatively "interesting" facial hair styles are pushing the beard envelope even further. Me? Me, I remain happily clean shaven.    Posted:   Mar 9, 2018 - 5:17 AM     By:   Jim Phelps   (Member) There are also many men out there sporting Michael Shannon-as-General Zod beards, which is just grown on the chin, like some sort of half goatee. The beardtrend is morphing into insanity, so it simply MUST be ending soon, right? Right?    Posted:   Apr 3, 2018 - 7:47 AM     By:   That Neil Guy   (Member) PHELPS! TALK ME DOWN! I had some skin cancer removed from my face last week and because it seemed like it would be tricky to try shaving around the scar while it healed, I have not shaved since last Monday. And now I'm thinking of letting it keep going even though my wife hates it and I will likely hate it and all available evidence (see photos above) prove that my face is not beard amenable. I need a twelve step group to stop myself from trying to grow a beard.    Posted:   Apr 3, 2018 - 8:11 AM     By:   Jim Phelps   (Member) PHELPS! TALK ME DOWN! I had some skin cancer removed from my face last week and because it seemed like it would be tricky to try shaving around the scar while it healed, I have not shaved since last Monday. And now I'm thinking of letting it keep going even though my wife hates it and I will likely hate it and all available evidence (see photos above) prove that my face is not beard amenable. I need a twelve step group to stop myself from trying to grow a beard. You already solved your own dilemma: you and Mrs. That Neil Guy don't like your appearance with a beard. Commence shaving and do so by using a brand-new razor and your favorite shaving cream!    Posted:   May 29, 2018 - 7:02 AM     By:   Jim Phelps   (Member) I know I'm serious about this "razor slave" phase I'm in, as it's now six months of no beard. I even bought one of those slickly-advertised "Mach 3 Turbo" disposable razors, and such is its marketing appeal that I look forward to shaving even more now. It's still cheaper to shave every day than to purchase beard combs, beard brushes, beard oil, beard balm, and whatever else beard related is all the rage now.    Posted:   Jun 1, 2018 - 11:07 AM     By:   Jim Phelps   (Member) PHELPS! TALK ME DOWN! I had some skin cancer removed from my face last week and because it seemed like it would be tricky to try shaving around the scar while it healed, I have not shaved since last Monday. And now I'm thinking of letting it keep going even though my wife hates it and I will likely hate it and all available evidence (see photos above) prove that my face is not beard amenable. I need a twelve step group to stop myself from trying to grow a beard. That Neil Guy ("TNG") hasn't updated hus beard status for a while. I'm concerned.    Posted:   Aug 13, 2018 - 9:03 AM     By:   Jim Phelps   (Member) Despite it being the peak of summer, and nine months of enjoying my daily shaving routine, I felt it was time to return to my bearded "roots." One week unshaven today, and a couple of months before my grand old beard returns to its usual gloriousness. I even bought some new beard oil and beard wash.     Non-Film Score Discussion: Do You Have a Beard?    << < 17 18 19 20 21  > >>  Go to page:  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27   First Post    General Discussion • Trading Post • Non-Film Score Discussion  Profile • Preferences • Community Rules • Help/Contact • Search Board You must log in or register to post.   Go to page:  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27

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