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 Posted:   Jul 7, 2013 - 9:46 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Charles resents the absence of Robby the Robot and the crew of the Seaview in contemporary "Lifestyle Imagery" and threatens to "go Jason Bourne on advertisers' asses" if things don't change.

 
 Posted:   Jul 7, 2013 - 1:51 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim has been actively lobbying to take over the roles of the MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD/Dos Equis guy and/or the Heineken party guy. He told both companies he qualifies because of his lifelong beer experiences.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 7, 2013 - 10:14 PM   
 By:   Reeler   (Member)

Charles Thaxton promised me a tour through his mansion, but when I got there he said "No, I meant the Charles Manson Museum."

 
 Posted:   Jul 8, 2013 - 4:03 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

At work, Reeler's love of asparagus has earned him the nickname "Iron Man" by the men's room attendants at the executive washroom.

 
 Posted:   Jul 8, 2013 - 4:16 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim has approached Lukas and David about starting a "BEST OF THE FSM LIES THREAD" thread which would be equally as long.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 8, 2013 - 6:53 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Charles spends his time in between writing lies at his real job....

Professional belly button lint remover.

 
 Posted:   Jul 8, 2013 - 7:49 AM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

The worst thing Rick15 did as a child was to go into the grocery store with a Magic Marker, find all of the jars of Smuckers and black out the SM's and replace it with an F.

 
 Posted:   Jul 8, 2013 - 8:15 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Last Christmas, Adam B. gave special ladies a coupon for a night of "loving" with him. He's getting a bit concerned as to why no one has yet cashed one in.

 
 Posted:   Jul 8, 2013 - 8:29 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Last week, Ron held a brief ceremony symbolically admitting failure in his lifelong search to find his own personal "Mrs. Robinson."

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 9, 2013 - 3:28 AM   
 By:   Reeler   (Member)

Jim had his hopes up of being the new spokesman for Slim Jim's, but the ghost of Macho Man Savage returned and gave him a third rope flying elbow, saying "NOOOO OOONNNEEE CAN REPLACE THE 'MACHO MAN'!"

 
 Posted:   Jul 9, 2013 - 5:25 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Reeler didn't know about this thread until he saw it on GLEE.

 
 Posted:   Jul 9, 2013 - 6:26 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim is getting damned sick and tired of my lies, and has threatened to come over and shove this one down my throat.

 
 Posted:   Jul 9, 2013 - 7:05 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Charles' profile picture mocks me from the confines of the exercise yard of the Whitaker Street Institution for the Prog Rock Inclined.

 
 Posted:   Jul 9, 2013 - 7:56 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Jim Phelps disguised himself and auditioned to be my Mrs. Robinson. However, when he crossed his legs on the bar stool, it dawned on him that he'd forgotten to shave them. Funny thing is, other than the hairy legs, Phelps looked damned good.

 
 Posted:   Jul 9, 2013 - 8:01 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

When I threw Ron into a vat of boiling water, all he could muster was a meek "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to reduce me."

 
 Posted:   Jul 9, 2013 - 9:27 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim annoys his neighbors at all hours, practicing the theme from THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING MAN on his kazoo.

 
 Posted:   Jul 9, 2013 - 2:22 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Charles Thaxton made that kazoo for Jim Phelps in one of his projects with a local scout troop.

 
 Posted:   Jul 9, 2013 - 4:17 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Westboro Baptist announced they will picket all of Ron's future lies.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 10, 2013 - 7:32 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Charles has driven his car at 88 miles per hour every day since 1985. So far, he has only travelled 28 years into the future.

 
 Posted:   Jul 10, 2013 - 8:24 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Rick loses sleep worrying about the fate of the people featured in mathematical word problems.

 
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